Friday, March 25, 2011

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Friday, March 25
* Newsonic Loft Party, Brooklyn
* Too Art for TV-5, Brooklyn
* A Night of Role Playing (Games), Manhattan
* Scouts Gone Wild, Brooklyn
* Dance Revival: Neo Thermal Rise, Brooklyn
* The End of Hibernation Comedy Party, Brooklyn
* Comedy at the Landmark Loews Movie Palace, Jersey City

Saturday, March 26
* 5th Annual Seed Celebration, Brooklyn
* Spring Spring: A Fundraiser for NURTUREart, Brooklyn
* The Inflatable Sculpture Show, Brooklyn
* The Schoolhouse, Brooklyn
* An Evening With Lady Luck, Brooklyn
* Swing House Third Anniversary and Ghost Train Orchestra CD Release Party, Brooklyn
* We Love the Golden Girls 4, Manhattan
* Pendu Weekend, Williamsburg
* Nininja Party

Sunday, March 27
* Yes Disco Pet, You Can Boogie, Brooklyn
* The Secret City, Manhattan
* The Magic Lantern Show, Manhattan

Monday, March 28
* Sock Puppet Manor
* Life as a Superhero: An Investigation Into an Urban Subculture, Williamsburg

Tuesday, March 29
* Board Game Olympics XII Brooklyn
* Mermaid Meet and Greet, Manhattan

Wednesday, March 30
* Discussion: Is Digital Enough? Williamsburg
* Bailout Theater, Manhattan

Thursday, March 31
* Carnival of Pranks, Manhattan

Wishlist
* School of Making Thinking

All That We've Met
* Stumblebum Brass Band

Spectre
* Folk Models of Home Computer Security

Learning
* Utopian Strategies

Help
* Teach Skype

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XXXXX FRIDAY, MARCH 25 XXXXX


Newsonic Loft Party

The Newsonic Loft is coming to a close later this spring and we're living it up with a final series of parties. This Friday March 25 we have another excellent evening in store for you. Live music from psych-jammers Primate Fiasco, electro party rockers Great Tiger and Tayisha Busay, and commie new wavers Dear Comrade. Strawberry of Planet Rump will be our MC and hostess, DJ Selectrick will be pumping party music, and VJ Suit Machine will be providing a multi-screen visual experience. Bring your friends.

Newsonic
76 Rutledge St., Brooklyn, NY
9p; $5 or free before 10


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Too Art for TV-5

Too Art for TV is New York's 5th annual fine art exhibition for the animation industry. Featuring 40 artists who've worked behind the scenes on shows like Beavis and Butt-Head, the Venture Brothers, Superjail!, and Sesame Street, to name a few, Too Art for TV offers animation artists the opportunity to showcase their talent in a fine art setting.

Erebuni
158 Roebling Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
6:30-9:30p
bunnycutlet.com/2a4tv/2011.html


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D20 Burlesque Presents:

A Night of Role Playing (Games)

D20 Burlesque, the show where each performer's charisma is only matched by their dexterity, is bringing a night of RPG themed burlesque to the Parkside Lounge. Whether you like to role play online, on top of a table, or with your joy stick, this show is aimed to please all.

Starring the charmed talents of: Hazel Honeysuckle, Dangrrr Doll, Lily Stiches, Anja Keister, and B.B. Heart, with go-go and stage kitten Luna Chase. Hosted by your Dungeon Master of Ceremonies for the evening, Neil O'Fortune. With prizes donated by our ever so wonderful sponsor, Compleat Strategist.

Parkside Lounge
317 East Houston Street, Manhattan
11:30p-1:30a; $15 at the door, $10 if you bring along your D20
21 and over
thecompleatstrategist.com/


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Glass Bandits Theater Company presents:

Scouts Gone Wild

A very Bandit Fundraiser to fund their upcoming production of wolves in abasement. The Bandits continue their wild streak of eye-popping, thrilling, alcohol-fueled events. Let your inner Webelo Run Free and get down with some Sexxxy Brownies as Brooklyn's Favorite Misfits play host and preside over House of Yes. Open bar. Cookies. High value raffle prizes. Hosted by poet/security guard/scoutmaster Molly Equality Dykeman with live music from Communication Corporation, These Animals, Ellis Ashbrook, Swear and Shake, Mansions and Junipers, and DJ XRA.

House of Yes
342 Maujer Street, Brooklyn
8p-2a; $22 online, $25 door
brownpapertickets.com/event/163549
gbtheater.com


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Dance Revival: Neo Thermal Rise

Raise up spring with a riotous invocation of dance floor abundance. Thaw the ground with your awakening heat as Native American, Amazonian, and global tribal sounds surge through a re-imagined warehouse. Praise the waxing vernal moon from a heated outdoor veranda where special live music and Native American dance performances laud the earth's seasonal rejuvenation. With DJ Tinseltown, Moombahton, Cumba Mela Collective. With Scott Free, Iron Bison, and Redhawk Council Hoop Dance.

372 Ten Eyck Street, Brooklyn L train to Grand street station 10p-6a; $5 with password 28, $10 without 21 and over facebook.com/event.php?eid 2508701781376


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


From Brooklyn Based:

The End of Hibernation Comedy Party

What's fresh and cheap and funny all over? The skint's End of Hibernation Comedy Party!

Kurt Braunohler is battling the spingflumonster, but we're very excited to have Kristen Schaal ( Flight of the Conchords, the Daily Show, 'Hot Tub') host the skint's End of Hibernation Comedy Party. Wake up from that cozy winter's slumber with appearances by 16-time Moth Story Timeslam winner Adam Wade, comedian/indie rocker/author/This American Life contributor Dave Hill, Brooke Van Poppelen (two-time ECNY nominee for Best Female Stand-Up, VH1, TLC) and a special musical performance by Adira Amram and The Experience (ECNY's Best Musical Comedy Act).

We know it's going to be hard breaking up with Netflix and Hulu, and Daylight Savings Time is totally for the birds, but don't mope around! Dance and sweat it out at the after party with Happy House's night of pure bliss, indie pop, and electro in the Front(ier) Room.

Bell House
149 7th Street, Brooklyn
7:30p doors, 8p show; $10
thebellhouseny.com/


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Comedy at the Landmark Loews Movie Palace

A weekend of comedies. Tonight: The Lady Eve, starring Barbara Stanwyck and Henry Fonda. Tomorrow: Beetlejuice, starring Michael Keaton, Geena Davis, Alec Baldwin, and Winona Ryder, and A Shot in The Dark (sequel to the original Pink Panther), starring Peter Sellers, Elke Sommer, Herbert Lom.

Landmark Loews
54 Journal Square, Jersey City
Jersey City, NJ 07306
8p; $7 adults
Continues SATURDAY


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5th Annual Seed Celebration

Seed displays, collections, advice, camaraderie , some sales and give-aways, swaps encouraged. Raffle of Hudson Valley Seed Library. Art Packs. Books galore to browse, catalogs and more.

The Old Stone House has extensive gardens of perennial plants based on the historically useful virtues of food, medicine, craft and wildlife habitat ... and they are waking up for spring right now.

The Old Stone House
Between 4th and 5th avenues and 3rd and 4th streets
10a-2p; $free


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Spring Spring: A Fundraiser for NURTUREart

A night of DJs, Aerialists, Experimental Ballet (yes--a ballet!), and live music by Photon Dynamo and the Shiny Pieces

With performances by: DJs Lil Lil (of New Humans at the Cove) and James Mulry (of Particularly Random at Tandem), Gleich Dances Contemporary Ballet in collaboration with Andrew Hurst, Photon Dynamo and the Shiny Pieces and the fantastic aerials by House of Yes. All proceeds support NURTUREart, a non-profit gallery and curatorial space dedicated to supporting new and emerging artists.

House of Yes
342 Maujer Street, Brooklyn
8p-late; $20 door or via paypal advance, all proceeds support NURTUREart
21 and over
nurtureart.org/?p=1923


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


The Inflatable Sculpture Show

Our Inflatable Sculpture students have been toiling away, designing and sewing their mega-masterpieces. We’ll inflate these creations and let them loose on both our floors.

Anticipate a show unlike any other, packed from floor to ceiling with gargantuan gorgeousness. As you navigate your way through all the pieces, also enjoy free drinks and music from R.C. Bankwell and a special appearance by Anney Fresh's Space Kittys.

3rd Ward
195 Morgan Avenue, Brooklyn
7-10p; $free

***** Also on SATURDAY *****


The Schoolhouse

Loft party, with Mist, Driphouse, Forma, Long Distance Poison, and DJ Daniel Lopatin.

The Schoolhouse
330 Ellery Street, Brooklyn
8p sharp yoga, 9p music; $?

***** Also on SATURDAY *****


An Evening With Lady Luck

Not Waving But Drowning presents An Evening with Lady Luck, a CD release extravaganza for their new record Processional. Featuring musical entertainment, dancing girls, games of chance, tales of intrigue, bathtub gin, and thoroughly uncommon prizes.

Co-starring vocal velvet by Bliss Blood/Evanescent, burlesque by Darlinda Just Darlinda, contortion by Amazing Amy, exquisite emceeing by Guncle Aaron, dashingness by Darrell Thorne, beguilements by Sarah Sparkles, raconteuring by Victor Sheely, and other special guests.

The House of Collection
RSVP for address, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
9p-3a; $5 in costume (Monte Carlo madame, crooked croupier, rococo highroller, penny ante potentate, roulette dandiprat, cravatted cardsharp); $10 without
info(at)wavingdrowning.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Gemini and Scorpio present:

Swing House Third Anniversary and Ghost Train Orchestra CD Release Party

A costumed dance ball with blazing burlesque divas, exotic cocktails, live swingin' sounds by vintage jazz bands, and re-bopin' DJs remixing and reinventing vintage grooves, held in a soft-lit wood-paneled ski-chalet loft in Greenpoint, BK. The space is eclectic and cozy, with many secret nooks and soft couches to lounge on.

The Hot Sardines open the night with hot jazz, dixieland and gutbucket blues. Brian Carpenter's The Ghost Train Orchestra, a 10-piece 1920s ensemble, celebrate the release of their debut album, Hothouse Stomp. Sucre d'Orge, the spun-sugar baroque burlesque darling from Paris and Clams Casino, NYC's tassle-twirling sensation, delight and titillate you. DJ Miss Bliss spins classic hot jazz and swing early on and between band sets. After the glitter settles, handpicked DJs throw down electro-swing beats into early morning: at 1am, the original Swing House resident DJ Dhundee and a special 3a set by late-night-beats magician Zemi17. Exotic cocktail menu featuring herbal concoctions by The House of St Eve and other delectable potions. FREE basic dance class before the bands with Akemi Kinukawa of Dardo Galletto Studios.

RSVP for location, Greenpoint, Brooklyn
8p doors, 8:30p dance class, 9p party; $15 with RSVP and themed dress, $20 door, $10 after 1a, $5 after 3a
21 and over
geminiandscorpio.com/events.html


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


We Love the Golden Girls 4

To thank you for being a friend, the hosts of faux-drag party Victoria bring you their fourth annual We Love the Golden Girls tribute night.

8p: favorite episodes
10p: One-hour open cheesecake bar / dance party
11p: GG Drag Tribute Marathon at the Rusty Anchor

Starring: Our original faux-drag golden girl troupe. MC: World Famous *BOB*! Plus Adam Feldman, Alexia Tate, Amber Martin, Gayle Robbins, Lady Coco Larue, Lady Clover Honey, Margoh Channing, Nath Ann Carrera, Raven Snook, Susie Q, Danny Digital's Thank You for Being a Friend Remix, Granny Go-Gos, and more.

Trivia and dress-up contests all night long.Best Dorothy, Best Rose, Best Blanche, Best Sophia. Win cheesecake. Come dressed like it's 1985 Miami, or let us dress you. Sneak into our signature Style Station out on the Lanai to transform into the granny inside you! How old will you go?

Stonewall Inn
53 Christopher Street, Manhattan
8pâ€"4a; $10, $5 before 10p, free after 1a
welovethegoldengirlsgmail.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Pendu Weekend

Three days of rapid-fire rock, food, art, poetry, and all sorts of fun stuff right here in beautiful NYC. A completely Done by the artists, not-for-profit event with a love for all things music and art, PRF.BBQ.NYC proudly welcomes bands and artists from across the globe (that's right, globe) happy to share their art with the people of New York City.

With Blood Sucking Fiends, Six Acre Lake, Methodist, Blacks, Joesepi, Nonagon, Brett Eugene Ralph's Kentucky Chrome Revue, the Austerity Program, Grant National, Trophy Wives, Period Girls, In Air, Walking Shadow, Transmontane, Season Finale, Brick Mower, We Ride, Risk/Reward, and Five-Eight.

Secret Project Robot Art Space
210 Kent Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
5p-midnight;
Continues SUNDAY


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Nininja Party

Monchan Night Fever. Celebrate DJ Monchan's birthday with the music master DJs from Dailysession: DJ Alfreako (Dance Camp), Earl Broclo Esq (Funkyslice, Slumdays), DJ Moustachio (Academy Records), Sean Bee (Downtown 161&304), and Takaya Nagase (Soundmen on Wax).

Cedar Party Room
RSVP for address
9p-6a; $free, with a suggested $5 donation to Japan
eventsdailysession.com


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Unleash Brooklyn and Dog Habitat Rescue present:

Yes Disco Pet, You Can Boogie

The first disco for the pets and their owners in the US. We will propose you and your furry friend a lot of events during this spring afternoon: DJ set by Alex English, DJ TakTik. Concerts, including Suspicious Package, inventors of the Bio-Pop. Exhibitions with our partners: dog treats, groomers, vets, canine catwalk show. Coffees, beverages, and food in the Park, under the sun and trees with Lunchbox Brooklyn. And other suprises we can't wait to make you discover.

The project Love Your Pet premiered at the electronic music festival Nuits Sonores in Lyon, France, in 2010.For this Brooklyn edition we want to keep the same spirit : a fun and crazy electro/disco party, where people can come to party with their pets.

McGolrick Park
Between Driggs and Russel Street, Brooklyn
G train to Greenpoint or Nassau stations
google.com/maps?hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&q=mcgolrick+park+nyc&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

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***** Also on SUNDAY *****


The Secret City

For our next gathering, where will be celebrating the body, in music, dance, image, sound, word, and more. The Secret City is an Obie Award-winning organization serving the spiritual, social, and human needs of artists. We do this by creating and providing live, interactive programs that engage a growing community in restoring the sacred roots of art-making. Our primary program is our monthly service.

Spring is on the way, and with it comes the opportunity to witness the rebirth of the world -- in flowers and trees, but also in these amazing bodies of ours. It's bound to be a beautiful day. And remember, free childcare.

Dixon Place
161A Chrystie Street, between Houston and Delancey, Manhattan
11:30a; $10
thesecretcity.org


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The Magic Lantern Show

The Magic Lantern Show is making its New York City debut. Conceived by Matthew J. Pagoaga in Tokyo, Japan as a locally based, completely live combination of a concert meets vintage talk show, the Magic Lantern Show aims to be a new fountainhead and launching point for new artists. Influenced heavily by the Dick Cavett show, the Magic Lantern Show could best be described as a lost vintage variety show, or perhaps more as a modern vaudeville performance. After finding success and a cult following in the midwest United States (as well as considerable write-ups and interviews in the press), the show has now moved to the Big Apple, and blends standard late night talk conventions with in-depth interviews. Vintage commercials are projected in between monologues and segments to accentuate the show's brand new, second hand feel. Hosted by Matthew J. Pagoaga, the Magic Lantern is both a refreshing throwback and a modern guiding light through the sea of new media. ... Also, it's kind of
funny.

This month's program takes place at the Mercury Lounge on March 27th at 9:30 pm, with several amazing guests in tow. Comedian Kevin Barnett will be on deck for a routine and interview, and musical guests Paul Owens and Jenn de la Vega of the Shortsleeves will wrap up the show, plus much more. Strange sights, foreign sounds, and a night of great entertainment await.

Mercury Lounge
6 Delancey Street, Manhattan
9:30p; $8 advance tickets, $10 day of show
themagiclanternshow.com
\theshortsleeves.info


XXXXX MONDAY, MARCH 28 XXXXX


Monsterface Industries present the premiere of:

Sock Puppet Manor

A sock puppet soap opera. Sock puppets. Romance. Ghosts. Pickles. Betrayals. Evil twins. More sock puppets.

The long-awaited premiere of Uncle Monsterface's Sock Puppet Soap Opera, Sock Puppet Manor arrives on the internet (of all places. Uncle Monsterface, sock puppet rock band and multimedia extravaganza present their first scripted narrative. The first three parts, appearing as 4-5 minute webisodes will air bi-weekly, comprising the first act of a three-act saga. In the proud tradition on Monsterface Mondays, episodes 2-3 will air bi-weekly on Mondays.

sockpuppetmanor.com
unclemonsterface.com


***** Also on MONDAY *****


Life as a Superhero: An Investigation Into an Urban Subculture

Superheroes are on the rise. A real-life rash of caped crusaders has of late been seizing headlines from coast to coast with random acts of kindness. MeterMan works to charge expired parking meters just ahead of the predation of the meter maid in his native Los Angeles, while Phoenix Jones patrols the mean streets of Seattle on weekend nights, helping to defuse alcohol-fueled aggression. Closer to home, Brooklyn’s own Life, serves the needy by providing toothbrushes, fresh socks, and underwear, and healthful snacks and drinks to the Homeless of New York City. Join LIfe, who is also the co-founder of the networking site SuperHeroes Anonymous, for a look at the exploding world of real life superhero-dom.

Life (Chaim Lazaros) tirelessly and selflessly does the work of a superhero on behalf of Manhattan’s homeless population. Raised in the Jewish tradition of leaving the world a better place than the way he found it, Chaim was imbued at an early age with strong values of charity, courtesy and kindness, modeled for him by his Hassidic parents, who always gave to others, even when it was hard to do so. These values now find ready expression in the avatar of Life.

Pete’s Candy Store
709 Lorimer Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
7:30p; $free


XXXXX TUESDAY, MARCH 29 XXXXX


Board Game Olympics XII

Registration is now open for Board Game Olympics XII. This may be the last Olympics for a little while, as we gear up for summer. So, don't miss out on the hot piece-on-board action.

The last several events have sold out, so be sure to sign up in advance. This time, there's an additional prize for the winning team: free movie passes courtesy of our friends at Cinemit. Also, joining Cinemit gives you access to free movie screenings in the NYC area, so check them out. Who doesn't like free movies?*

Union Hall
Union Street, at 5th Avenue, Brooklyn
7-11p; $20 for teams of two
metrometroland.com


***** Also on TUESDAY *****


Mermaid Meet and Greet

Mermaids, mermen, sailors, sirens, pirates, and some of the world's inside-out lovely humans will be splashing down at the swanky Grace Hotel's swim-up pool bar. The sauna and steam room are open until 10ish. No costume needed -- just a bathing suit and towel if you want to swim. Nice lounge to kick it in if you're not in the mood to get wet. DJs playing wide auditory array including: West Coast Glitch/ Bassheavy Breaks producer Mr.Rogers, Nico spinning Soul Funk, Latin jazz and bossa nova with YoDunFoReal, live trip hop production with Tom Phonic, Dubstep with Jon Is, and the return of Dos Melo (of Cumba Mela).

Grace Hotel Pool Bar
125 West 45th Street, Manhattan
6p-4a; $10 includes use of amenities and mandatory coat check
21 and over
adventuresincrazytown.com


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Discussion: Is Digital Enough?

On the changing nature of how we read, process and share ideas

Moderated by A.P. Smith, our Panelists include: Jon Beacham, founder of publishing imprint the Brother in Elysium, Peter Costanzo, director of online marketing for F+W Media, Catherine Krudy, acting executive director of Printed Matter, and Grant Lyons, co-founder of publishing platform GreenerMags.

Open Air Modern
489 Lorimer Street, between Grand and Powers, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
7p; $free
718 383 6465
apsmith.net/blog/open-air-modern-design-events-series/


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


Bailout Theater

Come join us for the second edition of the Judson Arts' / Bailout Theater's new series Magic Time. Harkening back to the old days when this historic space was one of the first three off-off-Broadway theater venues, there will be a casual party starting with free wine and some light food. And then, at some undetermined point shortly thereafter -- as if, say, magically -- a brand new original play, on its feet, will take over (though you can keep drinking while supplies last).

This month, Magic Time Presents: downtown theater sensation playwright Mac Rogers, with the first installment of an alien trilogy for the stage.

Judson Memorial Church
55 Washington Square South, between Thompson Street and Sullivan Street, Manhattan
7p; $free, donations welcome
infobailout-theater.org
judson.org/magictime/


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Carnival of Pranks

If you’re looking for a good time, look no further. On the eve of April Fool’s Day, a carnival of carnivals is rolling into town. Get ready, cause we’re about to take you on a ride that answers the question, How did you? It’s the Treat me Badly, I’ll Love You Madly Blowout Bash Carnival of Pranks. Party mavens James and JF have thought of everything. If you want fun, then listen to this. There’s going to be human arm candy for sale, a jail to lock up all your naughty friends, live cringe worthy diary readings, kissing opportunities, and surprise musical happenings. Just when the you think the fun is over, knock knock who’s there? It’s a massage, and it’s calling your name. Can you hear it? Don’t look for a bouncer, there isn’t one, instead the door is guarded by tantalizing tricksters ready to prank your friends at any length. That’s right, we won’t know what will actually take place, until you walk through the door. If you’re looking for a cheap n
ight, we will feed you (all the free food you can eat) and liquor you up (open bar all night long) for a measly 20 bucks, but bring extra money for the biggest event of the night: the live auction of titillating services, delicious dinners, awe inspiring art and more wonder than you can fit into a bag. A bag of tricks that is. Come. We dare you.

University of the Streets
130 East 7th Street, at Avenue A, (above 7A), Manhattan
7-11p; $20
coffeecuptheatre.org
jamesandjf.blogspot.com


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* Rubulad, April 1
* The Butt Kapinski Last Show and Star Cabaret, April 1
* Don Cristóbal, Billy-Club Man, April 1
* Horned Ball No. 7, April 8


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Nonsense is too long. The great thing about the internet is that it doesn't really cost much to run long listings and exhaustive descriptions. It turns out that's ... exhausting. After several complaints and a little deliberation, we're trying a new format: On the first Friday of the month we will run updated ongoing listings in each section: events, learning, and help. Other weeks we're going for leaner, meaner sections. If you're desperate for something to do on an off-Tuesday night we suggest you either look back a few issues ago in your inbox, or poke through our online archives, which you can find under the subscribe page.

Also, a note about better rock shows. Nonsense does not straight list rock shows in New York unless they occur in tandem with puppet shows or jump rope tournaments or in subway tunnels or in graveyards. For listings of good shows, especially shows that feature independent bands at quality venues like Death by Audio and those booked by hard-working promoters like Todd P or Sleep When Dead, consult resources like ohmyrockness.com, brooklynvegan.com/, sleepwhendeadnyc.com/calendar/, garagepunknyc.com, and eardrumnyc.com. For the most exhaustive list of underground shows at unusual venues, track down a copy of the extremely useful -- and handsome -- Showpaper.


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What have you been wishing for? Collaborators, grant monies, a new home? Please send brief listings to Alita at alitanonsensenyc.com. We only list available apartments, lofts, studios, and one-off rentals -- not spaces wanted.


***** ARTY STUFF *****


* Science Fair Exhibits Wanted: A Scientific Quandary got you down? Need to work out the details of an often-pondered hypothesis? Dream of WOWing your peers with your wanton acts of intellectual inquiry? All problems are solved at the 248th mad scientist exposition explosion Science Fair. Tri-boards aplenty. Ribbons for many. Somebody wins. Use all of your most creative intellectual prowess or borrow some to construct a verifiable scientific experiment which includes one experimental variable following the scientific method or just make a diorama full of dinosaurs (not everybody has to win). Plan for May 15 at the Gowanus Ballroom. Need a project? We'll give you one! Need a partner? We'll get you somebody! Groups up to four people may be a good idea. Declare your intent, fellow fun-ists. If you do not do it you are not fun. Contact Shannin, shannonkerner(at)gmail.com (soon!) for more info. NOTE: Sorry, we said this was opening last week. Turns out it's not until May. Sorry ab
out the mistake.

* The School of Making Thinking is looking for interested artist/thinkers to join our experimental school/residency program this June in the Catskills. SMT is about exploring the cross-pollination of art-making and thinking. How can art-making involve more explicit question-asking and produce more than just wall texts? How can thinking involve more experiential and experimental practices besides papers and lectures? The program will be focused around an individual project you would like to work on that explores the above connections/questions. We will then explore various collaborative structures/experiences to build upon our projects. The residency is quite affordable, we have ten acres of land upstate and it will be quite small (10-12 people). If this interests you, apply to join us this June. Applications due April 1. See: theschoolofmakingthinking.com.

* The L Magazine presents: The Do-It-Yourself (DIY) Film Competition, Northside Festival's first juried screening series. Open to all filmmakers with ingenuity and a hands-on approach, the winners will receive an exclusive screening with Rooftop Films plus cash and equipment rentals! For more information on how to submit your own dynamic short or brilliant feature before the May 1 deadline hits, please visit northsidefestival.com and click Submit Your Film.

* Flux Factory’s Summer School is a new program that leverages the immense knowledge within the Flux community to engage the public in learning, making, and collaboration. Taking cues from the Pubic School, Trade School, Going Places (Doing Stuff), and DIY skill shares, Summer School will be structured as a series of learning experiences open to everyone. Classes will be varied in topic, breadth and depth, reflecting the diversity of knowledge within the Flux community, which is to say - massively diverse. Teachers will be paid for their knowledge and labor, students will learn and thrive, and in classes where it makes sense, we will drink beer. Some dream classes might be: How to Build a Silk Screening Studio, Ladies Basic Bike Mechanics, Advanced Swing Dancing: Throws, Lifts, and Rolls, Fermentation 101: Beer, Kombucha, and Yogurt, Bee Keeping in NYC. We are just getting started - over the course of the next two weeks, we hope to hear from prospective teachers for this pr
ogram. If you are interested in teaching a class this summer, please tell us about it, and please feel free to forward this to anyone who may be interested. Applications must be in by April 15. If you have any questions, comments, or burning desires -- contact Gabriel Cohen at info(at)fluxfactory.org.


***** SPACES *****


* Rooms available in communal house (Bed-Stuy) at Pulaski at Tompkins. For long or short term in a large beautiful Bed-Stuy Brownstone. Currently we have two rooms available in an eight bedroom home. The prices range from $450 to $650 per room. Good natural light, every room has at least one or two windows and none are a railroad (walk through) style. Original moldings throughout the house. The house also has a huge living room (suitable for organized social events and gatherings) and kitchen / dining room. There is a backyard garden. We have wi-fi and a land line phone. We are very communal, looking for someone vegetarian and freegan friendly and someone that is comfortable with us hosting houseguests -- your friends are welcome too! We often cook together and hang out, and prefer to find someone interested in participating etc. Close to Myrtle-Willoughby subway stop G line and not too far from the JMZ trains (though we primarily ride bikes.) Currently all housemates are bet
ween 25-33 years old, mostly ladies. You will need to pay one month's rent as a security deposit, utilities not included. We are seeking an easy-going, laid back clean housemate and it would be great if when you are home you do more than sleep and stay in your bedroom, but are interested in being part of a household and engage with your housemates. We are the kind of household where people would put on a sweater before turning up the heat in the winter and plug in a fan rather than an air conditioner in the summer. We have a house meeting about once per month and hope all can participate. This is a non-smoking house. We plan to soon have free communal laundry in the house. Are you an activist, community organizer, writer, artist, backyard gardener, none of the above? Do you experience living with a large number of people? Please tell us about yourself why you may be a good fit! Sending us a link to your facebook page in addition to the rest would be appreciated. Contact walwo
rthst(at)gmail.com

* Shared workspace in converted 19th century factory building with full skyline view over Williamsburg Bridge and East River, old churches, trees etc. This is a share arrangement, essentially a 40 foot long room with 1 window facing north over the river and bridge, and three other windows facing old churches and trees. Right now there are two painters in the space, one of whom is a professor in Hawaii and there irregularly. The space that is available is $350, approx 150 square feet, with a huge window. 15-foot ceilings with original tin. Wood floors/original brick on two of the walls. There are two elevators, 24 hour access, two bathrooms, access to shared kitchen, excellent heat, and access one flight up to amazing rooftop with views over all of Manhattan, river, bridge, etc. Very funky interesting building with amazing history. Building has a lot of working artists/creative professionals (two working circuses etc). Very good location -- quick bike ride over bridge (we're t
hree blocks away (ten minute walk from first L stop, five minute walk from first JMZ stop (the M line now connects directly to all of Manhattan via the M line, which runs parallel to the F). Sorry, no musicians and nothing egregiously loud but otherwise we’re open to anything. It is on South 11th in Williamsburg (sort of the Hasidic side) between Berry and Wythe. Please contact stewart via email at devilsgarden2003(at)yahoo.com or call 917 750 2709.

* Two rooms available in three-bedroom apartment. The larger room is $625. Nine by twelve feet plus a closet and built-in shelves, available May 1st. The smaller is $550. ten by eight and a half feet, no closet, but there's a really nice little fire escape balcony, available May 15 or June 1. Both with sunny windows, heat and hot water included. Good water pressure and hot showers. Convenient location to post office, laundry, grocery, bars, fortgreen park, 24 hour hardware store just in case (between the Myrtle/Willoughby and the Classon G train, B54 bus stop right downstairs). The space feels open, airy, and sunny, the view from the windows is rooftops and clouds. The bathroom sort of feels like an outside shower if you close your eyes. It has vaulted ceiling with skylight, plants like this apartment. New appliances, hardwood floors. Apartment is breezy in the summer and warm in the winter. There is no tv but I would love to get a dvd projector! Ok if you have furniture - ro
ommates who are moving out taking some things. We share internet with a neighbor, it's $10 a month. About Allison (who's staying): she's 32, a grad student for library science and archiving, quiet, clean, private, organized. "I paint, I ride my bike, I eat meat aaaand of course have fun. I like keeping the place clean and neat." Pets are ok. specially if you have a nice dog. Contact Allison Termine, allisontermine(at)gmail.com.


XXXXX ALL THAT WE'VE MET XXXXX


All That We've Met is Pauline Pechin's series of interviews with artists, underground influencers, and people with interesting stories. You can email her here: pauline.pechin(at)gmail.com

This week: Stumblebum Brass Band

*How much time do you spend together?*

Jonny Ballz: "It depends."

Disco Ronnie: "We spend at least two to three days a week together."

*Does it ever feel like too much?*

DR: "I don’t think it ever feels like it’s enough. When we get tired of each other, we take a little break; it’s like being married. We stop after a while and then we get the phone call: 'I miss you, man!'"

Read the complete interview at allthatwevemet.com/2011/03/stumblebums-have-conquered.html


XXXXX SPECTRE PRIORITY XXXXX


Before we had a name, the Spectre Event Horizon Group used to meet at a bar to commiserate and trade what our business friends like to call best practices. The group has expanded since then, but it remains focused on smartening the crowd mind. There are no subject limits; our favorite is the incredible sci-fi present, or anything that goes toward a better understanding of human behavior and our universe's ecology. Our simple intent is to connect good minds with as much quality mind-blowing information as we can freely locate and create a space for the informal trade of specialized investigative research, presented for the non-specialist.

The Spectre email list, which is a separate group from this column, is a moderated open forum. People are encouraged to join and to post. The list is compiled for Nonsense by J. Sinopoli. Contact us at spectre.event.horizon.group gmail com or spectregroup.org / spectrevision.org. Here's some of what came in this week:


***** Folk Models of Home Computer Security *****

spectregroup.wordpress.com/2011/03/25/folk-models-of-home-computer-security/

"In the past, computers were targeted by hackers approximately in proportion to the amount of value stored on them or accessible from them. Computers that stored valuable information, such as bank computers, were a common target, while home computers were fairly innocuous. Recently, attackers have used a technique known as a 'botnet,' where they hack into a number of computers and install special 'control' software on those computers. The hacker can give a master control computer a single command, and it will be carried out by all of the compromised computers (called zombies) it is connected to. Observed botnets range in size from a couple hundred zombies to 50,000 or more zombies. Since any computer with an Internet connection will be an effective zombie, hackers have logically turned to attacking the most vulnerable population: home computers.

Understanding the folk models that home computer users employ in making security decisions sheds light on why botnets are so successful. Modern botnet software seems designed to take advantage of gaps and security weaknesses in multiple folk models. Botnets are extremely cleverly designed. The only fact that a decent number of my respondents would recognize as a property of botnet attacks is that they don't cause harm to the host computer. And not everyone in the study would believe this; some respondents had a mental model where not harming the computer wouldn't make sense. Since home computer users do not see this as a potential threat, they do not take appropriate steps to protect themselves. Without an understanding of threats, home computer users intentionally choose to ignore advice that they don't believe will help them."


XXXXX LEARNING XXXXX


We look for the sort of classes you circled in college course catalogs but never managed to fit into your schedule. And we also look for the kind of things that no college could teach. Cheap and eclectic is the rule, though all rules get broken occasionally, and we especially love workshops, round-tables, and teachers who won’t take your work out of
your hands and show you how to do it right. One-time listings are categorized weekly, with general recurring classes listed at the end on the first Friday of each month We thrive on your suggestions, so make sure to tell us about upcoming classes that you think are nifty-keen.
Learning is compiled and edited weekly by Libby Sentz. Send listing suggestions to libby(at)nonsensenyc.com.


***** LEARNING: SATURDAY *****


Speech and Debate

This workshop will sharpen your public speaking skills, help you think critically about current events, and give you a few witty comebacks for your next evening out. By the end of the class, you will have participated in at least one debate (with feedback to help you practice for the next one!). In lieu of cash payment, please offer one of the following in exchange for class: Comic books and/or graphic novels (commercial or handmade); booze (preferably whiskey...I’m a teacher); decorating advice (just moved into a new place); bow ties or neck ties; or a surprise you thought of after reading this list.

Trade School
32 Prince Street, Manhattan
2:30-3:30p; $barter (see above)
tradeschool.ourgoods.org


***** LEARNING: Also on SATURDAY *****


Free: Batingua Dance Open House

Check out these mini trial classes for kids and adults. 10-10:30a Creative Cultural Movement (ages 3-5 years); 10:30-11a Afro-Caribbean Dance (6-9 years); 11-11:30a Multicultural Dance (10-12 years); 11:30-noon Mature Movers and Beginners; noon -12:30p Afro-Caribbean Dance (adult).

Batingua Arts Cultural Dance Program
720 Washington Avenue, second floor, Brooklyn
10a-12:30p; $free
juliench1(at)yahoo.com


***** LEARNING: Also on SATURDAY *****


Utopian Strategies: Artists Anticipate Their Audiences

Artists are increasingly engaged in dialogues about how artworks, performances, interventions, and events relate to their audiences and how their audiences interact with their work. In this intimate conversation with Janine Antoni, Ernesto Pujol, and Paul Ramirez Jonas, all of whom engage the public sphere in different and unique ways, writer and Dean of Columbia University School of the Arts Carol Becker will ask these artists to discuss their practiceâ€"what influences their endeavors, what is their thinking before they begin to make the work, what do they imagine their audiences will experience as they participate, where does the work end, and what micro-utopian moments do they hope to spark in the intentional and unintentional communities the work creates?

Proteus Gowanus
543 Union Street, Brooklyn
7p; $5
RSVP to info(at)proteusgowanus.com
718-243-1572


***** LEARNING: Also on SATURDAY *****


Free Contemptra Dance

Contemporary Congolese Dance with Isaac Kataly Diallo.

North Hall at John Jay College of Criminal Justice
445 West 59th Street, Room 2200, Manhattan
11:30-1p; $free
congo_dancer(at)yahoo.com


***** LEARNING: SUNDAY *****


Build an iPhone App

Are you a programmer who has yet to take the plunge into building your own iPhone app? Would you like a whirlwind tour to help you get up and running? This class is for you! We will help you get going, and avoid pitfalls common to those getting started in iPhone Development.

Pre-requisities: Previous object-oriented programming experience. Basic understanding of objects and classes. Laptop Requirements: You must have a macbook or borrow a macbook running Snow Leopard. Before class: Sign up for the free Apple developer’s program (developer.apple.com/programs/register/) and make sure you have the iPhone SDK 4.3 (4.2 is also fine if you already have 4.2). You can download 4.3 here: developer.apple.com/devcenter/ios/index.action#downloads.

In this three-hour class we will cover the Objective-C language; important concepts to iPhone dev, including: Memory Management, Properties, Protocols, and Delegates; the toolset (XCode, Interface Builder, Instruments); details about Views and View Controllers, the cornerstone of most apps; dos and don’ts to keep in mind as you begin. Led by Chris Beauvois and Alexis Goldstein.

NYC Resistor
87 Third Avenue, 4th Floor
Brooklyn
1-4p; $75
eventbrite.com/event/1355868439/rss


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


The Art and Science of Making Cheese

Learn the fine art and simple science of fresh cheesmaking. Join Chef Instructor Emily Peterson for a day of dairy and enjoy a selection of fresh cheeses that you’ll create, taste, and pair with some delicious wine selections. In class, we will make our own Ricotta, Fresh Herb Chevre, Sweet Marscapone, and Fresh Mozarella (which will include a lesson for Emily’s technique for holding your hands in boiling water (yes, really!) as you stretch the curd like a pro).

Finally, once the cheese is complete, we gather around the table as a resident wine expert guides the class through a flight of perfect pairings. Led by Emily Peterson.

Astor Center
399 Lafayette Street, Manhattan
noon-3p; $75
astorcenternyc.com


***** LEARNING: WEDNESDAY *****


Buddhist Studies: Working With Fear

What is Fear? How does it paralyze us? How can we work with it skillfully? Is it possible not to experience fear at all? Or is it something we are stuck with and have to change our relationship to?

Open to people of any experience level with Buddhist Meditation, this course will use Buddhist Psychology and Philosophy from contemporary and ancient sources to convey an overview of how the dharma teaches us to work with this difficult reaction. We will look at the full range of tools and meditations offered for reducing the harm to self and other caused by fear, transforming its energy into positivity, as well as the radically empowering notion that perhaps fear is not something to fight against at all, but instead is "a natural reaction to moving closer to the truth." Led by Ethan Nichtern.

The Interdependence Project NYC
302 Bowery, 3rd Floor, Manhattan
4 Wednesdays, 7-9p $65 nonmembers; $free-$45 members
theidproject.org


***** LEARNING: THURSDAY *****


Walking to Learn: Feldenkrais Awareness Through Movement

Feldenkrais method is mainly distinguished by different approach to learning. Gentle easy movements within person’s comfort zone and noncorrective attitude open a possibility of safely exploring, discovering and adopting new ways of moving, feeling and being.

This class will focus on walking, however effects of the lesson are not limited to just walking. Through the exploration of walking we will reconnect with our bodies and learn more about how we move and how we relate to ourselves in movement.

No prior experience necessary and people of all levels of fitness are welcome. Wear comfortable loose clothing. Please plan to arrive 5-10 minutes before class starts to make sure we can begin on time. Led by Igor Shteynberg.

In lieu of cash payment, please trade one of the following: a surprise, a smile a hug, question(s) or thought(s) about movement, body/mind, invite me to teach another class (Feldenkrais, martial art, movement...), a space to teach class, Web design or graphics design help.

Trade School
32 Prince Street, Manhattan
6-7:30p; $trade (see above)
tradeschool.ourgoods.org/#class182


***** LEARNING: Also on THURSDAY *****


Public Relations 101 for Creatives

Are you an actor, artist, dancer, writer, or other creative who’s trying to get the word out about what you do? Learn how to write press releases, build media lists, pitch stories, and give great interviews from a former public relations professional who gave it all up in the name of pursuing creative work full-time. We’ll also talk a little bit about fundraising and marketing online, as well as brainstorm about navigating the sometimes socially awkward task of having to tell other people just how awesome you are. Led by Racheline Maltese, who believes that self-promotion is never a dirty word if you’re doing it right.

In lieu of cash payment, the teacher asks that you offer one of the following: help with apartment, cleaning/organizing, help copy-editing (including correct footnote formatting), scholarly work, non-perishable gluten-free foods, gift card(s) you are not intending to use, help hauling old, heavy electronics down four flights of stairs in Spanish Harlem to the curb, Delta frequent flier miles, or many other options (see Trade School listing).

Trade School
32 Prince Street, Manhattan
8-9:30p; $trade (see above)
tradeschool.ourgoods.org/#class182


***** LEARNING: Also on THURSDAY *****


Intro to MIG Welding

Impress your friends, your older brother, and that cute bartender with your tough new skill. This three-hour introductory welding class will teach you the very basics of MIG welding and familiarize you with the tools you’ll need to finish a projectâ€" the grinder, the chop saw, etc. MIG welding is the handy hot glue do-all kind of welding, the primary kind of welding used in making traincars, art, cranes, etc. All sorts of people have come thru Madagascar Institute knowing nothing about a shop and have become capable metal workers, get your start here. This class, led by Hans, focuses on the hands-on experience of welding. You will learn a little of the theory and tech behind it, but mostly you will get a feel for the manual skill of welding. If you come with an idea for a small, simple project, chances are you can finish it by the end of the class.

Bring leather gloves and eye protection, and wear heavy-duty all natural fibers (jeans and a long-sleeve shirt). And no open-toed shoesâ€" boots are ideal. Polyester and nylon will melt onto your skin if hot molten metal drops onto them and ouch that hurts. You will get very dirty.

Madagascar Institute
217 Butler Street, Brooklyn
$50, $10 materials fee
madagascarinstitute.com/classes
migweldingwithhans-rss.eventbrite.com


***** LEARNING: Also on THURSDAY *****


Learn Your Digital Camera

Digital Single-Lens Reflex (DSLRs) are more affordable and accessible than ever before. Learn how to utilize DSLR controls past the automatic setting to get the most out of your photos.

This practical class will also discuss what camera works for your needs, how to manually set your exposure, what different lenses do, and more tricks that the rest of your camera can do. Led by Jackie Snow. Mention Nonsense NYC at registration (deadline March 25) for a 10% discount.

3rd Ward
195 Morgan Avenue, Brooklyn
7-10p; members $50; nonmembers $65
718-715-4961
3rdward.com


***** LEARNING: Also on THURSDAY *****


Shibori Workshop for Japan

Learn some traditional Japanese Shibori techniques using Indigo, while supporting a great cause. All proceeds will go to World Vision toward relief in Japan. This workshop takes place in conjunction with TEEM, the current installation at Textile Arts Center by Mary Babcock and Christopher Curtin. Shibori is the technique used throughout the piece, creating the beautifully ethereal environment.

Textile Arts Center
505 Carroll St., Park Slope
7-9p; $10 minimum donation
RSVP required: RSVP(at)textileartscenter.com


***** LEARNING: Also on THURSDAY *****


Modern Meets African

Dionne Kamara, former member of Urban Bush Women, leads a new, ongoing modern dance class with an African aesthetic. Work on core strength, developing dance from the inside out, improvisation, technical skill-building, choreography, and a lot of fun. All levels of experience welcome. We’ll have a live musician.

Chelsea Studios
151 West 26th Street, Manhattan
Thursdays 7â€"8:30p; $15
dskamara(at)aol.com


***** LEARNING: UPCOMING *****


* Introduction to Millinery at 3rd Ward. Brooklyn. Four Saturdays starting April 2, 10a-1p. Registration deadline March 25. 3rdward.com


XXXXX HELP XXXXX


It is a wonderful thing, to help. Helping strengthens communities and allows you to meet new friends. With that in mind, we look for one-day volunteer opportunities with no long-term commitment required. We want to be open to fresh ideas and think of help in a broad way. These listings could include anything from a large-scale day-long service project to a local theatre company that needs volunteers for load-in; from an artist looking for film extras to a community garden that needs a few extra hands. Our goal is simply to help groups or individuals that serve the greater good in small but significant ways. Unique and interesting job opportunities are acceptable fare for this section as well. Looking for ways to help out? Need volunteers to get your own community project off the ground? Know of any existing opportunities? Send your requests to MeeO at meeo(at)nonsensenyc.com.


***** HELP: NOW *****


Teach Skype

The China American Psychoanalytic Alliance teaches and trains English speaking mental health professionals in China using Skype. Many of our teachers and supervisors do not know how to use Skype and are very anxious about everything that has to do with their computers. We need a person who is very familiar with Skype, both on Macs and PCs and who has a lot of patience who can teach these Teachers and supervisors (often older people) how to use Skype. This is a virtual position and can be done on your own time by appointment.

Send resume to: Elise Snyder, MD
elise.snyder(at)yale.edu


***** HELP: NOW *****


Adult GED Tutors

The RSBCC Career Pathways program is seeking volunteer tutors for our GED and pre-CNA students. Students generally desire assistance in the areas of math and essay writing, however they may also need tutoring in other areas. Tutors should be comfortable with English (both reading and writing) and basic math (fractions, percentages, basic algebra and geometry). For tutors who are unfamiliar with the GED exam, or simply want a refresher on the material to be tutored, orientations occur periodically. Tutors may volunteer as little as once a month.
Tutoring occurs Monday-Friday, 2--3p. Evening hours may also be added, depending on student need.

90 Beaver Street, Brooklyn
Liz Geisewite, Director of Adult Education
718 366 4300
lgeisewite(at)rbscc.org.


***** HELP: APRIL *****


Childcare for the NYC Anarchist Book Fair

That time of year again and we're reaching out for childcare volunteers for the NYC Anarchist Book Fair, April 8-10. As the general awareness of the needs of parents and children is growing in the community, we've had more kids and parents checking out the space. For moms and dads there will be a radical parents caucus, and also in the mix is an exciting lineup of kids workshops from the likes of Spiritchild, the Coalition of Immokalee Workers and Panoply Performance Laboratory, among others who have been kind enough to lend us their time and skills. Hopefully with nice weather and enough childcare providers, we'll be able to have playground excursions and other activities outside. Tentative times for childcare are Saturday 12-6, Sunday 2:30-6:30, Friday depending on RSVPs, (subject to change depending on the schedule and needs) which are still being worked out. Check the website for updates.

Please forward to anyone who may be interested, and if you'd like to help out or have questions, comments or suggestions, feel free to get in touch.

Judson Memorial Church
55 Washington Square South, Manhattan
volunteers(at)anarchistbookfair.net
anarchistbookfair.net


***** HELP: APRIL *****


Describe Performances

Hospital Audiences, Inc. allows visually impaired patrons to experience richness of Broadway and Off Broadway theatre affordably and in fantastic seats. Learning how to do this well is more difficult than it seems, as talented “describers” must leave the interpretation to the patrons. We’re looking for candidates who not only understand this distinction but also possess a pleasant speaking voice, excellent diction, a large vocabulary, attention to detail and a love of the theatre. “Describer” responsibilities will include attending two performances of the show within two weeks prior to describing the event for patrons.

Interested volunteers must be able to attend three two-hour training sessions on three consecutive Monday evenings: April 11, 18 and 25 from 5:30 â€" 7:30. Please send a letter that summarizes your background, including any previous volunteer activities as well a statement that explains your interest in this program. Qualified candidates will be called for auditions. Letters may be sent as attachments to MDaniels(at)hainyc.org with “Describe! Audition” in the subject line.


***** HELP: END OF APRIL *****


World Voices Festival Of International Literature

The PEN American Center is currently seeking volunteers for the 7th annual PEN World Voices Festival of International Literature which will be held Monday, April 25 to Sunday, May 1 at High Line Park.This year, Festival Chair Salman Rushdie has worked with new Festival Director Jakab Orsos and Festival Manager Elizabeth Weinstein to put together one of the most exciting and ambitious festivals to date. More than 100 writers from more than 40 countries will participate.
PEN needs volunteers to work front-of-house, back-of-house, and to help us manage other functions. The length of each shift we ask volunteers to commit to depends on the day/s you are available.

If you are interested, please email: festivalvolunteer(at)pen.org
Include the following information: Days that you are available, and how many days. Email address, phone numbers, and postal address. Have you volunteered with the Festival in the past? Do you speak a foreign language? Would you be willing to take the print program for the Festival to various locations around New York City?

Deadline for responses: April 8, 2011
bit.ly/3vuLKu


***** HELP: APRIL AND ONGOING *****


The Book Keeping Center is looking for an experienced ASL Interpreter for our Discover Book Keeping training program. The next training cycle begins April 6, 2011. The Interpreter will work with one participant who is hard of hearing. TBKC serves 15-20 participants per training cycle and our classroom is small enough for our participants to have an easy and open communication stream with the instructor and TBKC staff. The schedule is manageable, but lengthy. It is an 11 month program beginning in April and ending March 2012.

Send a cover letter and resume to Lolita Wong, lolita(at)tbkc.org
27 West 20th Street, Suite 706, Manhattan
tbkc.org


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* Piethos III: Pear-Ly Legal, Williamsburg
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* Japan Benefit Event Charity DJ Battle Fundraiser, Brooklyn
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* The Tragedy of Maria Macabre, Manhattan

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* Presentation Party Night, Brooklyn
* The Church of Earthalujah With Rev. Billy and the Stop Shopping Gospel Choir, Manhattan
* Love in Strange Places, Manhattan
* Grub, Brooklyn
* Mad Scientist Scientific Exposition Explosion Science Fair, Brooklyn

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* Remix: Madmax Trilogy Scored by Dubknowdub, Williamsburg

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* How I Learned to Fight Back, Manhattan

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Empty parade floats on St. Claude.


XXXXX FRIDAY, MARCH 18 XXXXX


Slice magazine presents:

Piethos III: Pear-Ly Legal

Brooklyn indie publishing gets its just desserts. For this, the third iteration of Slice's Piethos reading series, the various organizations -- all shining lights in the Brooklyn independent publishing world, be they magazines, web sites, or stores -- have issued each other literary challenges, and nominated writer-readers to meet said challenges. On the night of the reading, each newly-written piece will be presented, and the audience will vote on which one best entertained and met the challenge. The winning story's reader and organization will win a fresh-baked pear pie courtesy the renegade bakers at Fat and Flour.

The current challenges will be revealed on the day of the event. Past challenges have included: Write about the Scoville scale without mentioning peppers; write about love and rabies -- no dogs; drink a can of Four Loko and then immediately write about a horrible holiday experience; have a conversation with a friend using text message. Incorporate the texts and use them as the foundation for your piece.

The readers for Piethos III: Pear-ly Legal are from Gigantic magazine, the defending champion of Piethos II, Lauren Spohrer; from Word Bookstore, Stephanie Anderson; from the Fiction Circus, Jeanne Thornton; from Slice magazine, Tim Mucci; from Lit Drift, Tanya Paperny. Stick around after the reading for rock and/or roll music courtesy Su, Money and King, and Barkuna.

Piethos is a seasonal reading series dedicating to celebrate independent publishing in Brooklyn. Committed to the concept of an antihierarchical publishing environment, Piethos seeks to cross-promote the many faces of literary arts throughout the borough, from journals to websites to vendors to publishers to presses.

Legion Bar
790 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
7:30p;
slicemagazine.org/site/event/924


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


New York Confidential presents:

Pick Me Up: Stories of Booty Call and Bad Habits

A harboiled twist on your average storytelling show, New York Confidential brings the city's sharpest writers and comedians to share true stories about what it takes to make it in the city. Tonight's show features Kevin Allison, Ryan Britt, Moth GrandSlam champions, and interludes from a retired porn star. Dance party to follow.

The Cove
108 North 6th Street, Brooklyn
8-10p; $5
nycstoriesexposed.com
facebook.com/event.php?eid=154125541310766


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


No-Input-Mixing-Board Feedback Mayhem Fest

Closed loops only. No transducers. Effects are encouraged but not required. Hybrid analog/digital systems are good too, but the mixer must be the primary source of oscillation.

Upstairs: Bob Bellerue, Jeff Donaldson, Philip White, and Phil Stearns. Basement: Clinton Machine, Violent Raid, Chaw Mank, Joshua Slusher and Mr. Matthews.

Silent Barn
915 Wyckoff Avenue, Queens
8-11p;


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Pizza Party with the Slice Harvester

Come down to the City Reliquary to celebrate with Slice Harvester's Pizza party and zine release. We'll have pizza from Grandma Rose's, Carmines, and Sal's on hand, along with beer for donation. Slice Harvester himself will read from his new zine and pizza will be had by all.

City Reliquary
370 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn7-10p; $2.50 donations greatly appreciated (the cost of a slice of pizza)
cityreliquary.org/


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Newsonic Loft Party

Spring is in the air, and we'll be celebrating this Friday night at Newsonic with live music from Comandante Zero, BiziGara, Blues in Space, Air Traffic, and Bones Howell, and DJs Selectrick and Don Trust, and VJ Suit Machine. We'll be mashing up dance music, rock, world, punk, and experimental with psychedelic visuals, and a raging party all night long. Our space is not going to be in existence for much longer, so come down and party like it's 2012,

Newsonic
76 Rutledge Street., Brooklyn
9p doors; $5 or free admission before 10


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Swimming Cities Hair of the Dog

Come sweat out all that green beer and Jameson on the dance floor. We've got three of Brooklyns finest thump-makers keeping it bumping all night. With DJ Dirtyfinger, Barney Iller, and Haruka Salt. With Topless Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

285 Kent, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
10-11p open bar; $7, all proceeds go to the Swimming Cities India Project
theoceanofblood.blogspot.com
weareswimmingcities.org


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Peter and the Wolf

Ten young performers, ranging in age from seven to fourteen, enact a series of conceptual and fast-paced motifs drawing from over 80 different literary and pop culture sources to evoke the story of Peter in the Wolf, in which a boy captures a wolf and takes him to the zoo. A children’s chorus and a troupe of child ballerinas elevate the work through visceral bursts of group humiliation, live painting and dance. At the same time, a huge white canvas in the back of the space gradually fills with line, shape, and form as performers reconstruct the Peter narrative as a painting in which each color represents a different character. Each audience will witness the creation of a painting unique to that night’s performance.

The Performance Project at University Settlement
184 Eldridge Street, corner of Rivington, Manhattan
7:30p; $15
Continues SATURDAY
brownpapertickets.com/event/144052
marc-arthur.com/peterandthewolf/


XXXXX SATURDAY, MARCH 19 XXXXX


You Better Work

A very precarious Purim extravaganza for laborers and lovers. Installations, performances, projections, bands, DJs, dancing, debauchery, kaleidoscopic visions of radical social change and carnivalesque wonder, featuring live music by Yiddish Princess, the Rude Mechanical Orchestra, Schmekel, the Curious Shape of Hens, and the In Droysn Chorus and Brass Band with Avi Fox-Rosen. Dance set by DJ Shomi Noise. Puppetry and spectacle by the Aftselokhes Spectacle Committee, Great Small Works, ZW Scholl and Co, and more. Cabaret performances by Exhotic other, Mira Stroika, Suri Bites, the Poop project, Amy the Yoga Yenta, Ariel Speedwagon, and more.

Installations by Terra Incognito, Heather Acs and Co, the parachute project, Jane Van Cleef, Buzz Slutzky, the Arbeter-Froyen Kindershule Chorale, and more. Celebrations and commemorations of the Domestic Workers' Bill of Rights, the Arab revolutions, the Madison, WI resistance, the 100th anniversary of International Working Women's Day, the 100th anniversary of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, and of course drinks befitting a carnival! and delicious food to support Domestic Workers United. Come hungry and thirsty.

St. Cecilia's Complex
2 North Henry Street, Brooklyn
L train to Graham station, G train to Nassau station
7:30p sharp-late; $12-20 (no one turned away for lack of cash or costume)


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Dance for Japan

Come dance your Ja-Pants off this Saturday night at the House of Yes. We're taking it on and making it happen last minute with a ferocious wave of artists, DJs, VJs, performers, and beautiful people all donating their time and energy to helping our favorite island. They need us and we need you to come show support by having the most fun you possibly can on a Saturday night.

We're keeping it going until sunrise, so stop in for a moment or stay all night. One hundred percent of the proceeds goes directly to helping our struggling friends in Japan through the American Red Cross Japan Earthquake Relief Effort.

Featuring world famous DJs, free saki shots, naked sushi girls. Aerialists of every kind. Cocktails, dirty beats, groovy tunes, new friends, potential soul mates, and true love. Land of the rising fun.

House of Yes
342 Maujer Street, Brooklyn
L train to Grand Street station
10p-6a, 11p-midnight; $5-$10 sliding scale
21 and over
facebook.com/event.php?eid=136299783106047


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


HiChristina presents:

Happy Happy Sunshine Rainbow and Ballpoint Pen

Rainbow colors, delightful SENSORY experience, live human sculptures, slippery SEA creatures and a dazzling prance/dance PARTY? Don't mind if I do! Fritz and Christina are out of the editing studio tonight and ready to take you through every color of the RAINBOW, one at a time, each having it's own theme, special performance and eclectic action! Jump up and get crazy with RED bultler's anger management dance technique... Or lie down, cool off and listen to the lapping waves with BLUE penguin. And there are so many more colors than that! What about the ballpoint pen? Well, that's one of the most exciting parts! See (and act in if you like) short renditions of major and obscure works of art. Guests are invited to bring something special. And that's not all... you are HIGHLY encouraged to wear BRIGHT colors: all one color or many! There will be new friendly fun-makers to meet and a chance to get a massage by the infamous Mr. Squiggle!

20 West 20th Street, sixth floor, Manhattan
10p; $20 byob, save $5 by getting your ticket online
hichristina.com/calendar.html


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Flash Mob

Wanna do something crazy in Times Square? Like start a dance party and jam to live drummers? Now's your chance! We are planning a flamenco/hip-hop/percussion flash mob at Times Square, by the TKTS Booth.

To learn the moves check out this You Tube link:

youtube.com/watch?v=MnscNlmOnjU

We already have lots of volunteers, but want as many people as possible to join in. Even if you can't learn the moves, come by to see the spectacle we create. If you wanna join e-mail and we can send you even more info.

TKTS Booth
44th Street and Broadway, Manhattan
12:30p; $free
bwflashmob@gmail.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Dance Parade NYC March Fun-Raise

Meet the organizers of this year's Dance Parade and get a delicious Taste of Dance Parade with exciting Dance Performances as follows:

With Beat It NYC, Chilaires Dance of Venus, Gierre Godley and Tanya Lynn Trombly presenting Neville Dance Theater's Awakenings, Lei Pasifika's Tahitian Dancers and and its all men's Hula troupe, and in remembrance of the victim's of last week's earthquake, a special Japanese dance by Yosakoi Dance Project.

Alpha Fusion
169 Eighth Avenue, between 18th and 19th streets, Manhattan
5-9p; $10 admission, open bar until 6:30p
All ages
danceparade.org/


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Floating Kabarette

Galapagos Art Space presents its flagship series Floating Kabarette. Part cabaret, part burlesque and part variety, each show features some of the best performers from New York City and beyond! Floating Kabarette happens every Saturday night. Tonight’s spectacular performers include music by the Happy Hour Clowns, the Red Hook Ramblers, Jenny Rocha and Her Painted Ladies, Madame Rosebud, Ambrose Manchego Martos, Kris Olness, and your outrageously hilarious host, Bastard Keith.

Galapagos Art Space
16 Main Street, Brooklyn
10p door, 10:30p show; $15 general admission, $20 reserved VIP seating
718 222 8500
info(at)galapagosartspace.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Japan Benefit Event Charity DJ Battle Fundraiser

Feed the Starving Artists and Matt Cuba present a benefit event. Event will take place at the Electric Warehouse in Brooklyn. Goal: $30,000.00. Host: Hiro Tha Jap (from Sendai city and Tokyo), Rocksmith Tokyo, Radical Outing.

With NXNY vs Mystereo, Hiro Tha Jap vs. Anton Glamb, Mysto vs. Pizzi, Crisis Kid and Boogy Boy K vs Hellfire Machina, Joro Boro vs DJs Barney Iller and Shakey, Cobra Krames vs. Wckids, Jennocide vs. Dru Klien, the Tsunami Bass Experience (Morphous&Shizaru), Steve Nieves, and Nightspitter.

Please make a difference this night. Everyone donation helps. We would love for everyone to unite and help out as much as you can. Your love and prayers are always welcomed. Your donations will go to support the ongoing relief efforts in Japan.

Hiro Tha Jap's father is a Sendai F.D Fire Fighter in Japan rescuing people , his brother is also working for Sendai city at an evacuation camp as you read this. Your donation and support is really appreciated.

Electric Warehouse
1428 Fulton Street , Brooklyn
10p; $20
18 and up
facebook.com/event.php?eid=193135954059601


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Short-Notice/Big-Party

Presented by PassionFaction. Dance with Rekles, Dark and Stormy, Distroy Allorchs, and Spanky, for fans of electro, hard electro, random corny sing a lot style hits, and other dancey sort of shit.

Semi-Legit
6 Charles Place, Brooklyn
J,M,Z to Myrtle
10p-4:30a; $12, $8 with RSVP
passionfaction(at)gmail.com
facebook.com/event.php?eid=199077110116675


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


The Tragedy of Maria Macabre

Rachel Klein’s the Tragedy of Maria Macabre is a movement and visual based theater piece that uses dancers and actors to create a morbid world of fantasy and spectacle. It is a work of theater, dance, and performance art.

Starring the talents of Abigail Hawk, Elizabeth Stewart, Michael Porsche, Danielle Marie Fucso, Eric Schmalenberger, Megan O'Connor, Preston Burger, Freddy Mancilla, and Brian Rubiano.

Access Theater
380 Broadway, between Walker and White, third floor theater, Manhattan
6 and 9p; $15 advance, $20 door
smarttix.com/show.aspx?EID&showCode=TRA32&BundleCode&GUID=363b3991-9f66-43d1-9044-ab8f0116df72


XXXXX SUNDAY, MARCH 20 XXXXX


Presentation Party Night

Presentation Party Night is a lecture series combining a love of community, education, and drinking. We offer the chance for individuals to share a short presentation on any topic. The evening will consist of 6 10 minute presentations, and free food and beer while it lasts. Come join us for a night of peer learning and a drink on us.

The next installment of Presentation Party includes Blaxploitation, Theory of Special Relativity, the Happy Pessimist: How Your Inescapable Pessimism and Cynicism Can Actually Be a Good Thing, and more. See you then, and be sure to bring a friend.

382 Jefferson Street, Brooklyn
L train to Jefferson station
7-10p; $?
facebook.com/event.php?eid=143849439007077&num_event_invites=0


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


The Church of Earthalujah With Rev. Billy and the Stop Shopping Gospel Choir

This week we are loving a field on the edge of the city, out in East New York, which is being eyed by Wal-mart as the site for its first big box inside the city limits. On Saturday morning we will go there with the Stop Shopping Gospel Choir. The song and prayer and words will be the basis for our Earthalujah show on Sunday evening. To some this may look like expendable trashy land, surrounded already by housing projects, but I would refer you to this encouragement from Leonard Cohen: Ring the bells that still can ring, Forget your perfect offering.There is a crack, a crack in everything, That's how the light gets in.

Theater 80
80 Saint Marks Place, Manhattan
7:30p; $10, no one turned away
revbilly.com/events


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Love in Strange Places

Party and mixer. Tonight, writers, lovers, and regular people will share stories and adventures of finding love in this modern world. The idea for this event is based on the real life romance of Jessica Delfino which was recently featured in the NY Times. Jessica found her husband to be on Craigslist over three years. Featuring Elna Baker, Margot Morsus, and some special surprises. West 3rd Commons offers a delicious menu so come with an empty tum tum.

West 3rd Commons
1 West 3rd Street, Manhattan
630-8p; $free
on.fb.me/fowD5I
twitter.com/jessicadelfino
jessicadelfino.com

NOTE: We listed this event incorrectly last week. Sorry.


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


In Our Hearts presents:

Grub

A community dinner. Come early or stay late if you want to help. We start cooking around 3:30pm We are looking for more consistent volunteers to help make sure this event continues to happen. Continues first and third SUNDAYS.

136 Lawrence Street, between Fulton and Willoughby, Brooklyn
7p; $pay what you want


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Mad Scientist Scientific Exposition Explosion Science Fair

A Scientific Quandary got you down? Need to work out the details of an often-pondered hypothesis? Dream of wowing your peers with your wanton acts of intellectual inquiry? All problems are solved at the Mad Scientist Scientific Exposition Explosion Science Fair. Use all of your most creative intellectual prowess, or borrow some, to construct a verifiable scientific experiment which includes one experimental variable following the scientific method or just make a diorama full of dinosaurs (not everybody has to win).

Basically, all you have to do is make a tri-board. Tri-board: (n.) A board that has been slightly bent in two places to help it stand up. You can put as much or as little time and effort into it as you would like. The general idea is to come up with something to think about, make a hypothesis and then test it, and record the results on a tri-board. The event only lasts a day, so it isn't really an art installation, but the flashier the board, the more points you get for flare. (Science component is also very important).

Gowanus Ballroom
55 9th Street, Brooklyn
3-8p; $free
shannonkerner@gmail.com


XXXXX MONDAY, MARCH 21 XXXXX


Spectacle presents:

Remix: Madmax Trilogy Scored by Dubknowdub

The interplanetary duo known as Dubknowdub will score a live improvisational soundtrack of their dissyncopated metal machine riddim musick for the Mad Max trilogy, condensed into one hour -- shopping cart, chains, speaker crackling beats, and desert droneage distorting your reality. From the people who brought you Remix:Tron in January.

Spectacle
124 South 3rd Street, at Bedford, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
8 and 9p sharp; $5
SpectacleTheater.com


XXXXX WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23 XXXXX


Stravinsky's Histoire Du Soldat Featuring Tim Fain and Ransom Wilson's Le Train Bleu

One Night Only at Galapagos! Please join us for a star-studded new production of Stravinsky's Histoire du Soldat. Violinist Tim Fain, fresh from his on- and offscreen appearance in the film Black Swan, will perform the featured solo violin part. Dance legend Lar Lubovitch will choreograph the work for members of the Lar Lubovitch Dance Company. MacArthur Grant winner Jennifer Tipton will be the lighting designer, and New York City Opera stage director A. Scott parry will serve as dramaturg. Additionally, the performance marks the debut of a new ensemble, Le Train Bleu, conducted by renowned flutist and conductor Ransom Wilson. Histoire du Soldat is a 1918 theatrical work "to be read, played,and danced," set to music by Igot Stravinsky. The libretto, based on a Russian folk tale, is by Swiss writer C.F. Ramuz and tells the story of a soldier who trades his fiddle to the devil for a book that predicts the future. The music is scored for violin, double bass, clarinet, bassoon, c
ornet, trombone, and percussion, and the story is told by three actors: the soldier, the devil, and a narrator. In this production, dancers will portray non-speaking roles and serve to illuminate the story. The performance will be in English.

Galapagos Art Space
16 Main Street, Brooklyn
7:30 and 9:30p; $20 mezzanine
galapagosartspace.com


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


The How I Learned Series presents:

How I Learned to Fight Back

Featuring: Bob Powers, Cynthia Kaplan, Joanne Solomon, Jami Attenberg. Hosted by Blaise Allysen Kearsley.

Happy Ending
302 Broome Street, between Forsyth and Eldridge, Manhattan
8p; $free
howilearnedathappyending.blogspot.com


XXXXX UPCOMING XXXXX


* Fifth Annual Seed Celebration, March 26
* We Love the Golden Girls 4, March 26
* Rubulad, April 1
* The Butt Kapinski Last Show and Star Cabaret, April 1
* Horned Ball No. 7, April 8


XXXXX ONGOING XXXXX


Nonsense is too long. The great thing about the internet is that it doesn't really cost much to run long listings and exhaustive descriptions. It turns out that's ... exhausting. After several complaints and a little deliberation, we're trying a new format: On the first Friday of the month we will run updated ongoing listings in each section: events, learning, and help. Other weeks we're going for leaner, meaner sections. If you're desperate for something to do on an off-Tuesday night we suggest you either look back a few issues ago in your inbox, or poke through our online archives, which you can find under the subscribe page.

Also, a note about better rock shows. Nonsense does not straight list rock shows in New York unless they occur in tandem with puppet shows or jump rope tournaments or in subway tunnels or in graveyards. For listings of good shows, especially shows that feature independent bands at quality venues like Death by Audio and those booked by hard-working promoters like Todd P or Sleep When Dead, consult resources like ohmyrockness.com, brooklynvegan.com/, sleepwhendeadnyc.com/calendar/, garagepunknyc.com, and eardrumnyc.com. For the most exhaustive list of underground shows at unusual venues, track down a copy of the extremely useful -- and handsome -- Showpaper.


XXXXX WISHLIST XXXXX


What have you been wishing for? Collaborators, grant monies, a new home? Please send brief listings to Alita at alitanonsensenyc.com. We only list available apartments, lofts, studios, and one-off rentals -- not spaces wanted.


***** ARTY STUFF *****


* Design Intern Wanted: Nowhere magazine (nowheremag.com) has an opening for a design intern. Nowhere is a journal of literary travel writing and art. We put out issues when they are finished -- usually one every three months. The intern is largely responsible for photo manipulation and editing, but other creative projects are possible as well, including submissions to the magazine. There is no compensation right now - other than a listing on the masthead, references, free trips and free drinks at our parties. Expect 5-10 hours a week for two weeks...every three months. Familiarity with Photoshop or GIMP is essential, Word Press a plus. Please email porterfox(at)gmail.com with a resume and clips.

* Taking submissions for a book that will be a collection of writing and art, all of it considering this question: What does it mean to be "a grown-up?"-- We are looking for writing of all kinds (essays, short stories, plays, memoir, humor, something so unexpected I didn't even think to list it here). Also art, especially of the comic/graphic novel variety. Don't be afraid to be funny. Don't be afraid to be painfully sincere. The only requirement is that it answer or consider or talk about or in some other way tackle the above question. Due date is May 1st. There are no length minimums or maximums. If you're working on something really complex that will take longer than two months, we might give you an extension on the due date if you send us a work in progress and we absolutely love it. Questions and submissions: joseph(at)commonplacebooks.com Go to commonplacebooks.com to see information on our previous projects.

*The Center for Urban Pedagogy is pleased to announce that the Making Policy Public (MPP) call for designers and other visual artists is now open. CUP seeks policy-friendly design collaborators to work with advocates and experts on the new editions of Making Policy Public, CUP's series of foldout posters that use graphic and information design to explore and explain complex public policy issues. This year we received tons of thoughtful and interesting proposals from researchers and advocates. We are excited to present the following groups and issues selected by our distinguished jury: The Domestic Workers' Bill of Rights with Domestic Workers United, Immigrants' access to banks with Remás, Hydraulic fracturing and its impacts with Damascus Citizens for Sustainability, Banks and fringe financial services with Neighborhood Economic Development Advocacy Project (NEDAP). We are now seeking statements of interest and portfolios from potential design collaborators. Applicants chos
en through the juried submission process receive full attribution, rights to reproduction, publicity through CUP, and an honorarium of $1000. The deadline for applications is 6 pm on Monday, March 21, 2011. Submission guidelines here: makingpolicypublic.net/index.php?page=submission-guidelines-for-designers.


***** SPACES *****


* Room available for sublet, April 1-October 1 in cute Dark Slope two-bedroom, $800 includes utilities + wifi! No pets or indoor smokers, please. Contact Allison, faux.fancy(at)gmail.com.

* One Bedroom Room Sunny Sublet, Available: March 27 through June 6. $1000 a month, Brooklyn, large one bedroom, beautiful sunny apartment with high ceilings and two cats. Couples welcome. Seeking a cat lover to live in my Prospect Heights apartment. Its in a brownstone that looks out on a tree lined street. Hardwood floors. Fully furnished. Tiny kitchen. Large living room with dining room table. Large bedroom with a sliding door that seperates the two rooms. In exchange for taking care of my 2 healthy cats Frankie and Ruby while I am gone, I am only charging $1000 a month. The going rate for the apartment is $1600 a month. $1000 a month. Utilites and internet included. Two months rent up front. Please contact jenny at misssaturn@gmail.com if interested.


XXXXX ALL THAT WE'VE MET XXXXX

All That We've Met is Pauline Pechin's series of interviews with artists, underground influencers, and people with interesting stories. You can email her here: pauline.pechin(at)gmail.com

This week: Entrepreneur and 3rd Ward Co-Founder Jason Goodman

*What’s underrated?*

"I think what’s underappreciated is that failure is part of progress, in that there is real danger in being a success. As New Yorkers, we’re really success focused. The problem with success thinking is that you got to make sure it’s going to work. If you make sure it’s going to work, you better not do anything different. You better do what you know is going to work. That’s what makes success. So fuck success."

Read the complete interview at allthatwevemet.com/2011/03/jason-goodman-relates-failure-to.html


XXXXX SPECTRE PRIORITY XXXXX


Before we had a name, the Spectre Event Horizon Group used to meet at a bar to commiserate and trade what our business friends like to call best practices. The group has expanded since then, but it remains focused on smartening the crowd mind. There are no subject limits; our favorite is the incredible sci-fi present, or anything that goes toward a better understanding of human behavior and our universe's ecology. Our simple intent is to connect good minds with as much quality mind-blowing information as we can freely locate and create a space for the informal trade of specialized investigative research, presented for the non-specialist.

The Spectre email list, which is a separate group from this column, is a moderated open forum. People are encouraged to join and to post. The list is compiled for Nonsense by J. Sinopoli. Contact us at spectre.event.horizon.group gmail com or spectregroup.org / spectrevision.org. Here's some of what came in this week:


*****Cloning Super-Trees *****

spectregroup.wordpress.com/2011/03/18/cloning-super-trees/

"Redwoods and sequoias towering majestically over California's northern coast. Oaks up to 1,000 years old nestled in a secluded corner of Ireland. The legendary cedars of Lebanon. They are among the most iconic trees on Earth, remnants of once-vast populations decimated by logging, development, pollution and disease. A nonprofit called Archangel Ancient Tree Archive is rushing to collect their genetic material and replant clones in an audacious plan to restore the world's ancient forests and put them to work cleansing the environment and absorbing carbon dioxide. Milarch and sons Jared and Jake have been producing genetic copies of ancient trees since the 1990s. Their mission: Clone the oldest and largest individuals within the world's most ecologically valuable tree species, and persuade people to buy and plant millions of copies. Scientific opinion varies on whether trees that survive for centuries have superior genes, like champion race horses, or simply have been in the r
ight places at the right times to avoid fires, diseases and other misfortunes. But Archangel Archive is a true believer in the super-tree idea. The group has tracked down and cloned some of the biggest and oldest of more than 60 species and is developing inventories. California's coastal redwoods and giant sequoias, the world's largest trees, are best suited for sequestering carbon because of their size, rapid growth and durability, said Bill Libby, a tree geneticist and consultant to Archangel Archive. The longer a tree lives, the longer its carbon remains bottled up instead of reaching the atmosphere. "They grow like crazy," Libby said. "I have a clone of what used to be the world's tallest redwood tree in my back yard. It's still a baby, only 30 years old. It's already taller than anything around it, probably 80 to 100 feet ...""


XXXXX LEARNING XXXXX


We look for the sort of classes you circled in college course catalogs but never managed to fit into your schedule. And we also look for the kind of things that no college could teach. Cheap and eclectic is the rule, though all rules get broken occasionally, and we especially love workshops, round-tables, and teachers who won’t take your work out of
your hands and show you how to do it right. One-time listings are categorized weekly, with general recurring classes listed at the end on the first Friday of each month We thrive on your suggestions, so make sure to tell us about upcoming classes that you think are nifty-keen.
Learning is compiled and edited weekly by Libby Sentz. Send listing suggestions to libby(at)nonsensenyc.com.


***** LEARNING: FRIDAY *****


Practical Leatherworking for Modern Life

This class focuses on the uses of leather as a versatile material for repairing personal effects, as well as touching on proper maintenance of leather goods (conditioning, stitching repair, storage, and what happens if these things are not done.) Bring an idea of something you want to fix or do with leather. Class will cover where to source materials, what to look for in the qualities of your materials, handling leather properly, and a showing of leather tools and brief instructional on how to use them effectively. Led by Will Lisak and Justin Harding of ETWAS Bags.

In lieu of payment, please trade one of the following for the class: Waxed linen thread, access to off set/higher quality printer, ideas of how to think people relate to and perceive craft and agency in their lives, camera stuff, cabbage, loose-leaf green tea, design book/magazine of your choice/interesting book/magazine, a story about a meaningful experience of craft, or just your interest and enthusiasm.

Practical Leatherworking for Modern Life
32 Prince Street, Manhattan
8-9:30p; $trade (see above)
tradeschool.ourgoods.org


***** LEARNING: SATURDAY *****


How to Make Soup

The class will discuss how to make a soup - starting with a basic vegetable broth. We will then make some traditional soups for the winter such as a ribollita or a butternut squash soup. As an interactive approach all students will be involved in the chopping and preparation of the soups. There will also be a discussion of the origins of each soup.

Led by Serena Norr. In lieu of payment, please trade one of the following for the class: Design help, logo, business card ideas, website redesign, SEO help, PR help, marketing help, content help, ideas, videos,white beans, a can of chunky tomato sauce, kale, bread, olive oil, fresh rosemary and basil.

Trade School
32 Prince Street, Manhattan
2:30-3:30p; $trade (see above)
tradeschool.ourgoods.org


***** LEARNING: Also on SATURDAY *****


Intro to HTML/CSS Workshop

Celebrate spring with a bootcamp that will get you off and running with the basics of HTML and CSS. Want to learn to build websites? Have a website on wordpress, tumblr or blogger, but want to learn to customize it? This class will arm you with the skills and tools you need to do so. You will leave the class with new knowledge and a ready-reference card. The workshop will cover the basic terms and jargon, learn the most common HTML tags, build a simple, HTML-only webpage, learn the basics of CSS, including selectors, properties, classes, ids, and the CSS Box Model, enrich our HTML-only page with style and formatting using CSS free tools and resources that will help you use the knowledge you learn in class and take it to the next level on your own. Please bring a laptop with Aptana studio installed, available at: aptana.com/products/studio2/download. Taught by NYC Resistor member Alexis Goldstein.

NYC Resistor
87 3rd Avenue, fourth floor, Brooklyn
1-4p; $60
eventbrite.com/event/1316406407/rss


***** LEARNING: SUNDAY *****


Carrying Butoh Into the 21st century: A Benefit Class

As millions of people across the globe, we wish to help Japan in this very difficult crisis. Please come take class, and 50% of your donation will go directly to the Japanese Red Cross.

Capoeira Angola
104 West 14th Street, No. 3, Manhattan
6-8p; suggested donation $20-$25, but no donation is too small.


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Bambara Dance: 5 Classes for $25

The Bambara Drum Dance Ensemble presents this dance workshop featuring five of NYC's finest “sistah teachers” and Bambara's powerful drumming in celebration of Women's History Month. Learn Guinean dance (1-2:30p), Orisha (2:30-4p), Kitiro (4-5:30p), Guinean (5:30-7p), Mali/Congolese (7-9p) dance styles from Jewel Love, Mouminatou, Camara, Shurla, and Noelani Love, and special guest Ismael Koutaye (of "Fela!").

Boys and Girls Harbor
1 East 104th Street, sixth floor, Brooklyn
1-8:30p; $25
347-686-0989
bambaradrumdance(at)aol.com


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Biotech Crash Course

This three session class will cover all the basic techniques used to cut and manipulate DNA. This is a hands-on course where you will isolate DNA, cut it using restriction enzymes, amplify it using PCR, and clone it into bacteria. Led by Ellen D. Jorgensen, Ph.D.

Genspace NYC, Inc.
33 Flatbush Avenue, seventh floor, Brooklyn
Three Sundays, 2-6p
$300 via PayPal to dgrushkin(at)genspace.org
nurit(at)genspace.org
ejorgensen(at)genspace.org


***** LEARNING: WEDNESDAY *****


Plant Biology

This week, class I: How plants grow. Plants provide us with a number of our basic daily needs. But what are their needs for growth and existence? What allows a seed to become a tree? How do some plants persist over centuries and others only a year? This class will introduce plant processes at the cell, organism, and ecosystem level that underlie growth. The basics of photosynthesis, respiration, hormones will be presented. (I’ll even tell you how I first fell in love with Auxin…) The class will be interactive and the scientific method will be employed â€" so bring your skepticism. Walk away with a newfound appreciation for chlorophyll.

The next Wednesday is class II: Arctic Ecosystems and Climate Change. The Arctic is warming at a faster rate than the rest of the world. You may have noticed this from the sad pictures of polar bears drifting away on ice floes. While adorable, polar bears are far from the only species at risk of drastic changes. Learn about larger scale processes at work now that are altering this vast landscape. The focus of this class will be on plant and soil interactions (if you are not yet aware how important soil is… prepare to be amazed, but also touch on migratory birds and mammals. In addition to topical content, I will give an overview on the professional side of science--how hypotheses are tested, what theories mean, and how observations are presented and shared to the public. Learn to think like a scientist, question nature, and seek evidence. Led by Mary.

Brooklyn Brainery
515 Court Street, Brooklyn
Two Wednesdays, 8:30-9:30p; $25
brooklynbrainery.com/courses/59-Plant-bio


***** LEARNING: THURSDAY *****


Hey, Where's My Robot Girlfriend?

A two-day exploration of sexual robotics, teledildonics, and carnal technology, hosted by the Morbid Anatomy blog. The robotic bride. The orgasm ray. The sex machine. These classic tropes of science fiction--how fictitious are they really? Hybrids of sex and technology are flourishing in contemporary culture, from basement workshops where power tools are lovingly repurposed into bedroom aids to sexual media empires with genres devoted solely to robot-human couplings. The medical sciences have even gotten in on the act with models of sperm-powered nanobots.

Join researcher Laura G. Duncan for a multimedia lecture on sexual technology. With examples from popular media, the medical sciences and actual sexual robotics projects, this talk will work to explode the dichotomy between the “natural” and the “technological” and open a critical analysis of how society conceptualizes sexuality, science and even the body itself.

Observatory Art Space
543 Union Street, Brooklyn
Thursday, March 24, and Friday, March 25, 8p; $5
lgduncan(at)gmail.com
observatoryroom.org/2011/01/30/robot-girlfriend/


***** LEARNING: THURSDAY *****


Hyperbolic Crochet Jewelry

In 1997, Daina Taimina, a mathematician at Cornell University, used her crochet skills to create the first usable hyperbolic plane model centuries after it was discovered. Her pattern makes attractive convoluted forms--the most famous being "the crochet coral reefs."I n this workshop we will adapt her simple pattern to make bracelets and necklaces using two simple stitches--the chain and single crochet. No prior experience with crochet necessary. Led by Debbie Slavitt and Jane Broaddus. Shopping appointments are available before the workshops from 1:30-5p.

Materials for the Arts
33-00 Northern Boulevard, third floor, Long Island City, Queens
5-7p; $18 per person; sign up for three classes and get a fourth class free
718 729 2165
mfta.org


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It is a wonderful thing, to help. Helping strengthens communities and allows you to meet new friends. With that in mind, we look for one-day volunteer opportunities with no long-term commitment required. We want to be open to fresh ideas and think of help in a broad way. These listings could include anything from a large-scale day-long service project to a local theatre company that needs volunteers for load-in; from an artist looking for film extras to a community garden that needs a few extra hands. Our goal is simply to help groups or individuals that serve the greater good in small but significant ways. Unique and interesting job opportunities are acceptable fare for this section as well. Looking for ways to help out? Need volunteers to get your own community project off the ground? Know of any existing opportunities? Send your requests to MeeO at meeo(at)nonsensenyc.com.


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Volunteer Coordinator for Chemo Comfort

Chemo Comfort is dedicated to improving the quality of life of cancer patients undergoing chemotherapy. We are looking for a volunteer coordinator who can handle the day to day tasks of recruiting, interviewing, and fielding emails from current and new volunteers. When needs arise, you will also be responsible for searching our database for volunteers with the appropriate background to fit our current needs. This position takes about 5hrs/week with increased hours around events and can be done entirely remotely. Only people who can commit long term will be considered.

Please contact amyzacks(at)chemocomfort.org for more information.

***** HELP: NOW *****


Transcribe Video and Spanish Translation for Pediatric Cancer Organization

The mission of The Pablove Foundation is to fund pediatric cancer research and advances in treatment, educate and empower cancer families, and improve the quality of life for children living with cancer through hospital play, music and arts programs. We need help transcribing interview footage from our Pablove Shutterbugs photography program. We're looking for 2 to 3 people to cover 12 hours of footage over the next two weeks, including an hour's worth of Spanish-language footage that needs to be translated. You will be working directly with our New York-based program chair.

shutterbugs(at)pablove.org
bit.ly/egteow


***** HELP: SATURDAY *****


Queens Pride House

Queens Pride House is hosting a Volunteer Training and Orientation Session. Open to all those who are interested in becoming part of the work done by the Queens Pride House. Come learn more about volunteer opportunities and the center, as well as mingling with your fellow volunteers.

E-mail your name and contact information with the subject line "Volunteer training" to volunteer(at)queenspridehouse.org

76-11 37th Avenue, Suite 206, Jackson Heights, Queens
3-4:30p
7, E, F, M, R to Roosevelt Avenue
718 429 5309


***** HELP: MONDAY THRU FRIDAY *****


Get an Urban Farm Started

The Battery is one of New York City’s oldest public open spaces; it is located at the tip of Manhattan overlooking New York Harbor. This spring the Battery Conservancy is creating a one-acre Urban Farm where local schools and community groups will be planting, cultivating and harvesting vegetables and herbs throughout the coming months. The ground needs to be prepared before any planting can be done, and we need your help.

We will be working on this project every day from 9a-5p, March 21-25. Please come and help us for the week, a day, an afternoon (any time you can spare).Don’t forget your gardening gloves if you have some. Water provided â€" please bring a reusable water bottle.

17 State Street, entry at Pearl Street, Manhattan
4, 5 Bowling Green or 1, R South Ferry/Whitehall
Camilla: urbanfarm(at)thebattery.org
bit.ly/gWyejf


*****HELP: APRIL*****


Brighten the day of a senior by delivering a Passover package and visiting on Sunday, April 10, 10a â€" 12p. Advanced registration is required by Monday, April 4th online. Photo ID is required.

DOROT
171 West 85th Street, off Amsterdam Avenue, Manhattan
212 769 2850
bit.ly/idihTt


***** HELP: Also in APRIL *****

Alternative Therapy Service For Breast Cancer Survivors Seeks Front Desk Help

You Can Thrive provides access to free and low-cost acupuncture, massage, reflexology, and Reiki to breast cancer patients and survivors every Sunday.

We are currently in need of front desk assistance at least one Sunday a month. In addition to assisting us with general set-up, clean-up, and organization, this person will schedule clients for integrative therapies, facilitate the movement of clients through their services, interact with clients and practitioners, and provide a friendly face to the breast cancer survivors who come to us for treatment and support. We're working towards something so much larger than any one individual.

115 East 23rd Street, Manhattan
lisa(at)youcanthrive.org


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