Friday, January 28, 2011

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Friday, January 28
* Building Block Party: It's Not Figure Skating, Brooklyn
* Showpaper Benefit Party, Brooklyn
* Landmark Loews Movie Palace, Jersey City
* Found Footage Festival, Manhattan
* Don't Divide! Multiply, Brooklyn
* The Loose Caboose Show, Manhattan
* We Have Decided Not to Die, Brooklyn

Saturday, January 29
* Sequence of Waves, Brooklyn
* Idiotarod
* Big Rock Candy Mountain, Brooklyn
* The Tracksuit Party, Manhattan
* Dances of Vice: The Diamond Ace, Manhattan
* Soup and Song with Sara Bouchard, Brooklyn
* I/O Chip Music/Visual Art, Manhattan
* Rumble Reunion, Brooklyn
* Lost in Wyoming, Bacon x 3, and Mummering in Philly
* Get Your Dance On, Manhattan

Sunday, January 30
* The Cake Pageant, Manhattan
* Heaven No More, Brooklyn
* Church, Williamsburg
* Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School, Williamsburg
* The Secret City, Manhattan
* Reverend Billy's Church of Earthalujah, Manhattan
* Hey, I'm Walkin' Here! Newark
* Nelson Loskamp's Electric Chaircut Rapunzel Performance, Manhattan
* Shocking Curiosities, Brooklyn

Monday, January 31
* I/O Chip Music NYC, Manhattan

Tuesday, February 1
* Brooklyn, Brooklyn
* Book Club Burlesque, Manhattan
* Bushwick Book Club, Brooklyn

Wednesday, February 2
* Sonik Fest and Synthetic Zero Event, Bronx
* Dorkbot, Manhattan
* Bailout Theater, Manhattan

Thursday, February 3
* Sense and Sensuality, Manhattan

Wishlist
* Overflow

All That We've Met
* Urban explorer Steve Duncan

Spectre
* Egypt Shuts Down Internet

Learning
* Guardian Project Hack Session

Help
* Crochet

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The snowy trees of Fort Greene Park.


XXXXX FRIDAY, JANUARY 28 XXXXX


Building Block Party: It's Not Figure Skating

Come enjoy our life size building blocks. A night block full of physics lessons and boxy facades. Bands: Sex Robot, Bikby and Apocalypse 5 and Dime Dance With Soundman Cody and Barney Iller. Tarot reading by the Great Shalini. Dress: colorful construction worker, psychedelic architect.

Timi Fashions
59 Jefferson Street, No. 301, Brooklyn
J, M, Z trains to Myrtle Broadway station
9:30p-3a; $Roll of Dice at the Door


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Showpaper Benefit Party

With Telenovelas, Parquet Courts, and Xray Eyeballs.

Shea Stadium, Brooklyn
20 Meadow Street, between Waterbury and Bogart streets, Brooklyn


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Landmark Loews Movie Palace

Classic films in the volunteer-run movie palace. Tonight: Freaks, directed by Tod Browning, followed by She Done Him Wrong, starring Mae West.

Tomorrow: Morocco, starring Marlene Dietrich, and Baby Face, starring Barbara Stanwyck.

Landmark Loew's Movie Palace
54 Journal Square, Jersey City
8p; $8 for both films
Continues SATURDAY
loewsjersey.org/


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Found Footage Festival

Just a friendly reminder that the Found Footage Festival, the acclaimed touring showcase of odd and hilarious found videos, will debut its brand-new show in New York. With Heavy Metal Parking Lot opening.

Anthology Film Archives
32 Second Avenue, Manhattan
8 and 10p; $13
Continues SATURDAY
foundfootagefest.com


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Don't Divide! Multiply

A benefit for the family of Jenna Morris. With Martin Luther King Jr. Day behind us and with recent events in mind, we feel this is a perfect time to announce a dream that we hope is shared by all. Come and join all of your friends (and I mean all of them) in remembering Jenna the way she would have wanted: by us all coming together under the same roof, for the same reason, to have a good time, peaceably. In a world and subculture polarized by what seems to be daily division, it's important to note that so many people are coming together for just this one event. It is unfortunate that we only seem to come together in the worst of times. Only in the worst of times do we realize the true potential of each other and the collaborative strength of many. We may not be able to change the world or each other, but we can certainly change ourselves. With this in mind, we ask you to start small. Deep down, we know the difference between right and wrong. Dig deep, look inward and take co
ntrol of yourself first. Choose to do right and others will follow.

DJs: Alex Baker, Animus, Atom C, Boogy Boy K, Candy Kid, Chris Creature, Crisis Kid, Daddy Noomz, Dali, Darkwolf, DJ Dragin Vs DJ Sonic, Droid, Hocus Pocus, How Hard, Integrity, Jenocide, John Bas, Junglez, Liquid Sugar, Morbid, No Too Big (aka Teddy Glow), Ritalin, Ryan Blatt, Serious Black, Smile-e, the Magick Report, Tom C, Wink-E, X-Dream, and Xero.

Sound, visuals, and support: three rooms of Sound-Lights-Lasers brought to you collectively by PowerTrip Lighting, Supreme Sounds, Aiwaz, Audiolust, Cerulean Sound. Fresh fruit by TDR. Special thanks (but not in this order) to all the people who have and continue to stand behind PowerTrip Lighting and the bigger picture.

The Electric Warehouse
1428 Fulton Street, Brooklyn
8p-5a; $15 mandatory donation. All proceeds will be donated to the family of Jenna Morris and charities of her choice.
nycravers.com


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


The Loose Caboose Show

Un Vaudeville Spectacle. Ms. Tina Cione' and Shane Webb bring you a night of bumping and grinding with comedic timing at their vaudeville themed variety show. Every last Friday of the month the Bowery Poetry Club hosts un spectacle with vintage cartoons from Tom Stathes' Cartoons on film, burlesque, comedie, musical, and sideshow acts. Hosted by Juliet Jeske as Fraulein Shtup. Performing on our first show of 2011 we present: Darlinda Just Darlinda, Dan St. Germain, the Chi-Ciones, Esther Ku, Mr. Gorgeous, Jason Mejias, Shane and Shane, and Nelson Lugo.

The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery, Manhattan
7:30p cartoons, 8p show; $10 door
theloosecabooseshow.com/


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


We Have Decided Not to Die

Come back from the dead for a night of coldwave, punk, and dance. Sullen jubilance for an era of ecstatic misery. Bands, video projections, performances, and DJs, featuring Rosa Apatrida, Nomadic War Machine, Agnostic Pray, Shady Hawkins, and Ice Age Crew.

6 Charles Street, intersection of Mrytle and Willoughby, Brooklyn
9:30p; $10
magicmuscle.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/jan28th2011_012-1.jpg


XXXXX SATURDAY, JANUARY 29 XXXXX


Rabid Hands presents:

Sequence of Waves

Rabid Hands is pleased to present Sequence of Waves, the collective’s inaugural sound, visual, and multi-media art exhibition. The exhibition is open to the public for one day only at St. Cecilia’s Gallery, and will include scheduled performances. Formerly a convent and school, St. Cecilia’s Gallery is now a hub for rotating art exhibitions and film screenings, effectively bringing life back into the three-story building.

Recognizing the potential for discovery and experimentation in the St. Cecilia building, Rabid Hands has gathered over 40 artists to transform this space during their two-week residency. Given the narrow hallways and cordoned off rooms, the architecture of the building does not inherently lend itself to one large, continuous visual space, nor does it necessarily encourage group investigation. Instead of approaching the architecture as an obstacle, artists will use sound as the organizing and uniting principle. Embracing complete freedom, Rabid Hands encourages all participating artists to look beyond the confines of their personal forms and methods and merge their dialogue with the broader group. While individual works can be seen, what will emerge, more importantly, is the story of how these artists can influence the outcome of each other’s work by way of true collaboration.

Works will vary from: a red carpet of bubble wrap weaving through the convent’s hallways; an amalgamation of the exhibition’s microphone cords ascending a three-story tall sculpture made of found materials in the central stairwell, poised for sonic and aerial performance; a robotically controlled symphony of recordings filling the convent’s chapel with sound, as well as many other collaborative projects.

Participating artists include: Adriana Atema, Ranjit Bhatnagar, Alex Drewchin, Terence Caulkins, Skye Chamberlain, Nick Chatfield-Taylor, Ryan Chin, G. Lucas Crane, Jesse Cronan, Vanessa Cronan, Alex Drewchin, Jan Drojarski, Serra Victoria Bothwell Fels, Jessica Findley, Lillian Gerson, Kendall Glover, Jesse Gold, George Graham, Doktor Greg, James Haddrill, Gaylen Hamilton, Maya Hayuk, Travis Iurato, Elijah Kast, Victoria Keddie, Jesse Kreuzer, Taylor Kuffner, Roberto Lange, Steven Ma, Lili Maya, Zelijko McMullen, Steven Milton, Rob Minervini, Caleb Mitchell, Ben Mortimer, Kelly Nicholson, Ryan O’Connor, Brian Osborne, Mike O’Toole, Brandon Perry, Zac Poff, Nandan Rao, Allen Riley, John Roach, James Rouvelle, Amanda Salane, Isabella Scott, Tod Seelie, Ben Simon, Phillip Stearns, Martyna Szcz, Heidi Tullmann, Emily Willis, Ben Wolf, Nick Yulman, Tyler Zwiep.

St. Cecelia’s Convent
21 Monitor Street, Greenpoint, Brooklyn
2-9p; $free
rabidhands@gmail.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Idiotarod

Registration is now open for the race event. All teams must complete the Corporation X Racing Division Form 2011.

Contact corpxracingdivision@gmail.com. for registration forms and further information.


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Big Rock Candy Mountain

With live performances by the Woes and Mickey Western. Come live the easy life off the fat of our good land with Swimming Cities at the Chicken Hut as we ramble all night with raucous, foot-stompin, soul-shaking, life-affirming, live tunes.

Featuring a live free-to-enter banjo pick-off with hobo-rection-o-meter, a whiskey fountain (free until 10p), cigarette trees, the biggest pot of slumgullion you ever did see, a first class box car lounge, lemonade springs, hobo awards, dirty uncle pony rides, dumpster jumping for fabulous prizes and a late-night dirty dance floor with DJ Dirtyfinger.

Swimming Cities is a volunteer-based non-profit arts collective that makes handcrafted boats and takes on new waterways each year. The Ocean of Blood in 2011 will take us to India's Ganges River, where our five motorcycle and sail-powered pontoon boats will carry 15-20 of our crew and local collaborators 400 miles to Varanasi. There we will link our boats together to form a star-shaped floating island on which we will present a performance based on our adventures. All proceeds from Swimming Cities events go towards this trip and this is one of our last fundraising chances before we set sail so please come out and support us

A Hobo's Paradise
169 Spencer Street, at Willoughby, Brooklyn
9p-late; $10
weareswimmingcities.org


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


BangOn!NYC presents:

The Tracksuit Party

BangOn!NYC will be celebrating the pinnacle of street tackiness: The Tracksuit. This will naturally be accompanied by an open bar all night. Come dressed in your worst tracksuit, or as B-Boy's, Fly Girls, or Chavs. Watch In Living Color for inspiration.

Featuring hot breakdance performances, and jams by DJs Curly, Cashbar, Mr. Nice Guy. Also feauturing DJ Rick Girljuice.

The Living Theatre
21 Clinton Street, Manhattan
10p-3a; $15 costume, $20 otherwise includes open bar
BangOn-nyc.com/


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Dances of Vice: The Diamond Ace

Dances of Vice debuts at the Ace Hotel with the Diamond Ace, a film noir inspired evening of thrilling music and performances featuring the raucous and sultry crime jazz and salsa of Gato Loco Musica, special appearances by the danger dame of burlesque Veronica Varlow, deadly vixen Medianoche, crimes of passion performed by the Strictly Tango Dance Company, with Mr J Burmeister as your MC. Disko Nouveaux continues from 2-4a with DJs Purevile and Miz Margo.

Liberty Hall at the Ace Hotel
16 West 29th Street, Manhattan
10p-4a; $10
21 and over
dancesofvice.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Soup and Song with Sara Bouchard

In these dark days of winter, we seek to create a little warmth and happiness, a soupçon of Paradise, through whatever means at our disposal. This coming Saturday evening, we present Sara Bouchard, singer-songwriter, a large pot, soup stock and a hot fire, all the tools needed to create our own Paradise of Soup and Song.

But something is missing. We have no vegetables for our soup. Please bring one vegetable, cleaned and prepared for sacrifice, to make (y)our happiness complete.

Perhaps you are familiar with the story of Stone Soup: the wise man (or con man?) who enters a village hungry, begs for food and is turned away. He says fine, I'll make my own - from water and a stone. The villagers gather 'round to watch. He puts the stone in the pot, tastes it and says, Very good. But it would be better with a carrot. One villager offers a carrot and so it goes until the villagers one by one have supplied all the ingredients for a huge soup that feeds them all.

We would never stoop to such tactics, being neither wise nor wily. But the story does disclose a reliable method for feeding the masses heavenly soup. We hope you can come and bring your own tubers, fungi, legumes, stems, bulbs and flowering heads to help us make Paradise from soup (or vice versa).

Proteus Gowanus
543 Union Street, entrance is on Nevins, Brooklyn
7p; $5 plus one vegetable, a bowl, and a spoon
myspace.com/sarabouchardmusic


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


I/O Chip Music/Visual Art

The biggest I/O dance party yet will feature five chip musicians performing dirty, lo-fi dance music from 6-10p whilst four visual artists project motion graphics on every surface of the venue (audience included). Show up early to catch Parris’ gritty D.C. booty-bass and stick around for our headliner noteNdo, who will spin a simultaneous audio/visual set.

Vaudeville Park
26 Bushwick Avenue, corner of Devoe Street, Brooklyn
6-10p; $5
vaudevillepark.com
iochipmusic.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Rumble Reunion

Rumble is Brooklyn's first retro rock-n-roll party for queers, freaks, and the otherwise sexual. We haven't thrown a party in a while, which is why we're throwing a Rumble Reunion. Think prom night, 1962, Rebel-era James Dean making out with Crybaby-era Johnny Depp in the parking lot while Chuck Berry makes everybody on the dancefloor feel like the prom queen. We're going to wear the rubber off your dancing shoes with some scorching tunes to chase that winter chill away.

Featuring DJs Drumpelstiltsken, Jonathan Toubin. Retro attire encouraged. Be there or be square and don't be square.

Sweet Revenge Bar
348 Franklin Avenue, Brooklyn
G train to Bedford Nostrand station
9p


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Moonlighter presents:

Lost in Wyoming, Bacon x 3, and Mummering in Philly

Moonlighter Presents is a speaker series encouraging the public presentation of secret hobbies, passions, thoughts, opinions, and research. Our speakers address topics that may fall outside traditional artistic and academic canons or make extensive amateur studies of subjects for which they lack "official" qualification, credentials, and training.

Please join us for three lectures and a reception: Justin Armstrong: On Everyday Magic and Being Lost in Wyoming; Clara Chapin Hess: Bacon, Bacon, and Bacon: the philosopher, the painter and the porcine product; Daniel Denvir: Breaking and Entering into Tradition: The Vaudevillains New Years Brigade.

78 Kingsland Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
7:30p doors, 8p show; $free
moonlighterpresents.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Get Your Dance On

Get Your Dance On is a revolutionary event that is changing the way the planet parties. We feature the very best local DJs, musicians, yoga teachers, artists, healers, performers, and healthy indulgences to connect people through music, movement, and world-changing ideas.

Get busy with DJ Dhundee, Black Panther Drumming, Brooklyn Shekere, The Didge Project, live art, performances TBA, all the high-vibe food and drink you can consume, and the Truth: a multimedia exhibition by Haitian, Haitian American and Haitian inspired artists curated by fashion photographer Marc Baptiste. Profits benefit Hope, Help, and Relief: Haiti.

Urban Zen
711 Greenwich Street, Manhattan
All ages
9p; $20
urbanzen.com
kickstarter.com/projects/natashablank/get-your-dance-on-at-urban-zen-0


XXXXX SUNDAY, JANUARY 30 XXXXX


The Cake Pageant

The Cake Pageant is a bake-off meets American Idol competition for cake bakers of all diverse abilities. Audience and Judges' Panel will taste a gallery of cakes and vote for their favorites. Refreshments are provided as well as top prizes. Kim Ima from the Treats Truck; Ruschell Boone from NY1; and Peter Rider from Teach for America are confirmed judges.

Proceeds from this event will benefit Q Up, a free, out-of-school performing arts program for South Asian and Asian American high school girls from Queens. This program was created by Rising Circle Theater Collective and takes places at Queens Theatre in the Park.

The Kitchen
512 West 19th Street between 10th and 11th avenues, Manhattan
1-4p; $25 advance, $30- Day of Event
risingcircle.org


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Heaven No More

The galley is titled Heaven No More, a sequel gallery to last year's Heaven at Last. The theme is Pain, what is your meaning of it? I've gathered 10 artists, including myself to express that through open medium (traditional, video, writing, photography) It is contest based as well. The crowd will vote for its winner, the artists who best exemplifies the show's aesthetic. The grand prize is $300. There are other sub-contests that night as well.

There is a theatrical element and back story to the show. It is based on The Chronicles of Sun, a story about a boy long ago on Earth named Sun. He used loved and compassion to heal his people through his art. He will put on a theatrical show and reveal his latest art works. His identity is a mystery and I've been promoting this event for a few months now. Also, to note the interactive part of the gallery also revolves around the fact that each guest will be able to actually take part in art pieces in a variety of ways. After the art show, the floor is open to dancing and a further great time.

160 Water Street, Brooklyn
7p-1a; $free, with free food and drinks
heavennomore.blogspot.com
youtube.com/hnmartgallery


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Church

A live showcase of comedy, music, film, writing, and everything held the last Sunday of every month at Legion Bar in Brooklyn.

Church is a forum to show off whatever you're working on or want to try -- as polished or off the cuff as you'd like. Read a section of your Great American Novel or the nutrition facts off the back of your beer can. If you're in a band, come improvise, play a new version of your classic or that weird one that never gets performed under your normal moniker. Make a cartoon. Do stand-up. Screen a video. Narrate a photo slide show of the family trip to Orlando. This is the outlet for it all.

Church is the extra push to help you complete your work or idea each month, and a reason to inspire new ones. There's a deadline every fourth Sunday and your friends will be waiting.

Legion Bar (back room)
790 Metropolitan Avenue, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
ChurchMonthly@gmail.com $free
cityonfilm.com


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art School

For the last five years, Dr. Sketchy's has produced alt. drawing salons in 120 cities, including New York, London, Paris, Tokyo, Sao Paulo and Melbourne, as well as the Museum of Modern Art and The Brooklyn Museum Dr. Sketchy's is the brainchild of New York artist Molly Crabapple.

Join Dr. Sketchy's NYC for an amazing tribute to Neil Gaiman's Sandman comics. Come draw a stunning Endless trio, starring legendary model, Stoya, as Death, Johnny Blazes as Desire and Tess Aquarium as Delirium.

The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery, Manhatan
4-6:45p; $10 advanced, $15 door, bring your own art supplies
drsketchy.com/branch/newyork


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


The Secret City

What a beautiful service we've got lined up. Featuring these amazing artists: Sxip Shirey making strange and fabulous sounds out of instruments and objects Anne Peabody, a sculptor making large-scale installations with found objects Anna Hayman, local food freak, will present the food offering Leah Coloff will play her cello for us Matt Maher will read the Cultural Calendar And we're going to watch a film clip, participate in the Mingling Ritual and listen to a story about Ripley's Believe It Or Not. Oh, and we'll listen to at least on Stevie Wonder song. It promises to be a great gathering -- perfect for the cold, bright days of late January, with a blanket of snow on the ground. And remember, free childcare.

Dixon Place
161A Chrystie Street, between Houston and Delancey, Manhattan
11:30a; $10


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Reverend Billy's Church of Earthalujah

Take an urban study of indigenous wisdom, wrap it with a distortion of Jimmy Swaggart and a radical gospel choir from around the world that's the Church of Earthalujah. Come to Church even from afar. Bring your digital spirit over to our growing online congregations on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr. What is happening to us is not natural disasters, these blackbirds and fish, droughts and floods and tsunamis and quakes...These are cries and laughter, these are YouTubes and tabloid scandals from our Supreme Being. Earthalujah.

Theatre 80
80 St. Marks Place, Manhattan
7:30p; $10, no-one turned away
Join us every Sunday starting January 30 at 7:30 PM at Theatre 80 in NYC's East Village, and online at Revbilly.com.
Advanced tickets available for all 20 Sundays.


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Hey, I'm Walkin' Here!

Urban exploration, gustatory experimentation, and long walks. For many people, the weekends the time to stay inside and take it easy. You couldn't pay them to hop on a train to Newark and trek through streets, marsh trails, unshoveled sidewalks, bridges and abandoned railtracks. Fortunately, there is a club for those who'd gladly do that trek for free. Join Hey, I'm Walkin' Here this Sunday as we hike from Newark to Jersey City. The route will include downtown Newark, Harrison, and the Kearny Marshland. We'll be meeting in Manhattan to take the train out together and ending by the Newport PATH station in Jersey City. For lunch, we'll be stopping for Portuguese food in Newark's Ironbound neighborhood.

Further info: All walks (including some that are not on Nonsense list) are posted at the Hey, I'm Walkin' Here" facebook group. It's an open group -- feel free to join.

Meeting point: World Trade Center PATH station (Vesey and West Broadway in Manhattan) underneath the huge PATH sign.
Newark is a 22-minute train ride from Manhattan. You can board with $1.75 on a pay per use (but not unlimited) metrocard. If meeting at Newark's Penn Station is easier for you, contact me (email below) by midday Saturday and we'll work out a time/place.
9:45a; $free
nedwalkgmail.com


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


Nelson Loskamp's Electric Chaircut Rapunzel Performance

Open call for people willing to donate 8-10 inches of hair followed by a fabulous style cut by professional salon hairdresser Nelson Loskamp. The braids will then be tied together and displayed as a Rapunzel installation and donated to make wigs for cancer patients when the show closes on February 20. In the interactive, electro sonic, haircut performance, volunteers are taped to the chair; their eyes and mouth are also taped to symbolize the fetishism of appearance. Scissors and clippers are amplified so the sounds of the cut reverberate through the room. By blindfolding the volunteer, the performance combines the fear of the unknown with the excitement of adventure and fantasy (a free haircut!) two ideas that drive fables.

Hendershot Gallery
195 Chrystie Street, Manhattan
2-5p; $free
212 239 1210
Infohendershotgallery.com
hendershotgallery.com
chaircut.com/

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Shocking Curiosities

We will use cunning! and perhaps extra space heaters while expanding and unraveling guttural performance; and we will exfoliate something or other in order to eek out artistic brilliance. But fear not allusions to skin cells and intestines. We promise to provide hilarity, lovely music, selected words, flailing bodies, and chocolate.

With Rima Fand and friends (poetry-inspired songs with piano and strings), Jenny Smith (smithing various words to ears), Butt Kapinski (a private eye, a mystery, a comedy, a speech impediment), Billy Schultz (dances from outer space), and Lulu Bizou (chocolate). With monthly musical host the Curious Shape of Hens

The Egg and Dart Club
15 Vanderbilt Avenue, Brooklyn
8p; $10


XXXXX MONDAY, JANUARY 31 XXXXX


I/O Chip Music NYC

Chip music is made using computer chips in vintage computers, keyboards, and video games. Chip musicians craft songs out of beeps, bloops, and static noise by programming these sounds into meaningful compositions, with all the inherent limitations and charm of the primitive computers and game systems this music is created on: Nintendo Game Boy, Nintendo NES, Commodore64, etc.

To complement the music, a visual artist (visualist) projects moving graphics generated from modified computers and game consoles on a screen, in time to the music, effectively creating a visual representation of the music and completing the 8-bit, lo-fi effect.

Now in its first year, I/O is a monthly chip music and visuals show in New York City's Lower East Side. I/O is free to play and free or low cost to attend, with the aim of providing exposure for new and established chip musicians and visualists. Featuring music by Rockman, Zen Albatross, Note. Visual art: No Carrier.

Niagara Bar
112 Avenue A, corner of A and 7th Street, Manhattan
7:30-10p; $free
21 and over
iochipmusic.com


XXXXX TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1 XXXXX


Adult Education presents:

Brooklyn

According to Brian Williams, the biggest media story of 2010 was the New York Times' discovery of Brooklyn. But what do we really know about this so-called borough? On February 1, Adult Education -- a Brooklyn-based monthly lecture series devoted to making useless knowledge somewhat less useless -- welcomes a panel of presenters to speak on the theme of Brooklyn. Presentations will include:

Betsy Bradley, Dreamland is Burning: A Coney Island Centennial; Heather Quinlan, The Brooklyn Accent: Freakin' A; Howard Eisman, The Garden Spot of the Universe: Greenpoint, Civic Virtue, and The McGuinness; Mike Miscione, Up With the Flag of Brooklyn. Hosted, as always, by the inimitable Charles Star.

Union Hall
702 Union Street, at 5th Avenue, Brooklyn
8p; $5


***** Also on TUESDAY *****


Book Club Burlesque

The book will be Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. With artists, musicians, dancers, circus, variety, burlesque performers, film makers, puppeteers, piano players, drag queens, installation artists, photographers, actors, freaks, the bizarre, strange, and subversive. We highly recommended that you read the book because this is a Book Club.

The goals for our Book Club Burlesque events are to :

1. promote literacy;
2. showcase unique talent; and
3. Have sexy fun!

Parkside Lounge
317 East Houston Street, Manhattan
8p doors, 8:30p show; $7
21 and over
212 674 9308
inbredhybrid(at)gmail.com
parksidelounge.com


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Bushwick Book Club

Come hear songs inspired by Gustave Flaubert's Madame Bovary while you partake of the Madame Bovary-inspired snacks and drink specials.

Goodbye Blue Monday
1087 Broadway, Brooklyn
J,M,Z trains to Myrtle or J to Kosciusco
718 453 6343
8p; $free


XXXXX WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2 XXXXX


Sonik Fest and Synthetic Zero Event

Video installations, experimental video/film, dance, multimedia performance, noise, poetry, art, and music.

BronxArtSpace
305 E. 140th Street, No. 1A, Bronx
6-9p; $free
718 772 4961
bronxartspace.com/
syntheticzero.com/events/


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


Dorkbot

People doing strange things with electricity.

Featuring the thumpetty thump thump of Jeremy Slater: Inside/Outside 10; Toydeath; Brad Garton and Damon Holzborn, mobile audio apps. We're always looking for (and playing) more dorkbot theme songs. Bring or email one and we'll play it at the meeting. And snacks. Bring snacks.

Location One
Greene, between Canal and Grand, Manhattan
7p; $free-donations
dorkbot.org


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


Bailout Theater

Free dinner and desserts provided as always by friendly Village restaurants, plus homemade meals using farm-fresh produce and a potluck for potluck enthusiasts. We are honored as part of Black History Month to be hosting a concert by the legendary gospel singer Evelyn Harris - a founding member of Sweet Honey in the Rock.

All of our events are completely free, require no RSVP, virtually no understanding of etiquette and are open to everyone. In the spirit of winter, if you'd like to bring something small, hot & seasonal (or otherwise) to add to our potluck, we would love that.

Judson Memorial Church
55 Washington Square South
7p doors, 7:30p dinner, 8p show; $free
info(at)bailout-theater.org
bailout-theater.org/


XXXXX THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3 XXXXX


The Giddy Multitude Vaudeville Co. Presents:

Sense and Sensuality

Is it about Jane Austen or is it about sex? It's a little of both. Revel in the Regency and romance. Get warm in the winter from nose to toes by tickling your fancy with a special sensuality that engages every sense.

Burlesque, butoh, music, video, puppets and performance art for your pleasure. With performances by: Tansy, Rebecca Nagle, Marina Tsaplina, Dizzy Swank, Azumi Oe, Lady Scoutington, and Charlie Demos. Come early for great seats, cheap drinks, and homemade treats.

WOW Cafe Theatre
59-61 East 4th Street, Manhattan
8p; $10, only $7 if you come in themed costume


XXXXX UPCOMING XXXXX


* Freeze Tag on Wall Street, February 6
* Williamsburg Fashion Weekend, February 18-19


XXXXX ONGOING XXXXX


Nonsense is too long. The great thing about the internet is that it doesn't really cost much to run long listings and exhaustive descriptions. It turns out that's ... exhausting. After several complaints and a little deliberation, we're trying a new format: On the first Friday of the month we will run updated ongoing listings in each section: events, learning, and help. Other weeks we're going for leaner, meaner sections. If you're desperate for something to do on an off-Tuesday night we suggest you either look back a few issues ago in your inbox, or poke through our online archives, which you can find under the subscribe page.

Also, a note about better rock shows. Nonsense does not straight list rock shows in New York unless they occur in tandem with puppet shows or jump rope tournaments or in subway tunnels or in graveyards. For listings of good shows, especially shows that feature independent bands at quality venues like Death by Audio and those booked by hard-working promoters like Todd P or Sleep When Dead, consult resources like ohmyrockness.com, brooklynvegan.com/, sleepwhendeadnyc.com/calendar/, garagepunknyc.com, and eardrumnyc.com. For the most exhaustive list of underground shows at unusual venues, track down a copy of the extremely useful -- and handsome -- Showpaper.


XXXXX WISHLIST XXXXX


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***** ARTY STUFF *****


* Call for Writers, Presenters, Performers, and Filmmakers: Objects of War (Working Title). Flux Factory's April 2011 exhibition, Objects of War, needs writers for its accompanying reader as well as contributors to the exhibition's related events and programs. We're looking for writing submissions 300-500 words in length responding specifically to one of the five artifacts of war on which the War Show is based: (1) Transcript of the Milosevic war crimes trial at The Hague, (2) Balaclava face mask, adopted as a symbol of the Zapatista Army of National Liberation, (3) US Army recruitment video game, (4) Save Darfur Coalition full-page ad in New York Times, and (5) North Korean Hell March video and the ensuing discussion posted on YouTube. Additionally, we're looking for complementary presentations, performances, or films to accompany the show throughout the month of April. Please send a short biography and a relevant and dynamic proposal to elizabeth (at) fluxfactory.org by 11:
59 pm EST on February 12, 2011 (subject heading: Programming Submission). Accepted submissions will receive a stipend.

* Overflow Magazine is seeking contact information for South Brooklyners in their 20s with an interesting story to tell. We're looking for a diverse set of experiences. Did you or someone you know: start your own business with success or failure? get a professional degree (JD, MD, MBA, MPA) and find yourself drowning in debt or rising to the top of your field? take the plunge and work as an visual artist and musician? find succor in your trust fund or parents' checking account? build a lifestyle out of long-term unemployment? opt out altogether from the mainstream economy? It's hard out there, and we want to know how you do it -- drop us a line and share your story. Lane Arthur, elizabethlanearthur(at)gmail.com, 941 323 3309.


***** MONEY *****


* We're having a Friendraiser to rally support for the final 10 day stretch of the Hip-Hop Word Count Kickstarter campaign: http://bit.ly/kickstarthhwc. The evening's program includes a selection of music curated from a Hip-Hop Word Count search, a presentation of the project, a terminal set up to take Kickstarter donations and a giant microphone piñata. Thursday, February 3, 6pm, at Eyebeam Art & Technology Center, 540 West 21st Street (between 10 and 11 Avenues). twitpic.com/3tf1gb.


***** SPACES *****


* Funded Residencies for Culturally Underserved Artists: Flux Factory is excited to expand its artists-in-residence program by offering two fully-funded six-month residencies to culturally underserved emerging artists who demonstrate financial need. We're looking for artists, community members, and friends who enjoy being part of a wonderful and prolific social milieu. The residency is perfect for artists who have a focused practice, but revel in sharing it with others in a vibrant environment. In addition to providing a venue for personal production, Flux Factory also functions as a collective taking on a number of exhibitions and projects all in which its artists-in-residence are encouraged to participate. The residencies will run from July 1, 2011 until December 31, 2011. While our program has many international artists, artists living in the New York area will take priority for this opportunity. All residents have the chance to have a show in our gallery space, organize t
heir own programming, and have a voice in planning future programming that will help sustain the organization as a whole. These two six-month residencies are made possible by the Edward & Sally Van Lier Fund from the New York Community Trust. For more information or to apply, please visit our Wooloo page by February 15. wooloo.org/open-call/entry/181032

* Artist Residency at Wassaic Project: May - October, 2011, Application Deadline: February 1st. The Wassaic Project Residency Program has been created to cultivate and support community for emerging and professional contemporary artists. Housed in a historic re-purposed livestock auction barn, the Residency Program offers nine artists the opportunity to live and work in the heart of a rural community and offers two local artists studio space. The Wassaic Project seeks a group of artists working in a diverse range of media who want to produce, explore, challenge, and expand on their current art making practices, while participating in a grass roots, community-based arts organization. See: wassaicproject.org/residency/application-cycle/

* Seeking one vegan/vegetarian roommate for cozy two-bedroom/two-bathroom apartment in Bushwick near the Central M stop and within walking distance of the Myrtle/Wycoff L. There are laundromats, coffee shops and restaurants nearby. Rent is $750 a month and includes heat and hot water. The apartment is newly renovated. It is mostly furnished; however, the available bedroom is unfurnished. You'll be sharing with a female in her mid-20s who is laid-back and friendly. Must like cats as there is also a cat who lives in the apartment. Room is available immediately, looking for someone interested in a longer term commitment but am open to shorter terms as well, need first month's rent and one month's rent security deposit to move in. If you're interested email Megan at megankobyrne(at)gmail.com.

* We have one room available in our lovely, quiet, spacious four bedroom duplex apartment. The room is very big, lots of storage, four small windows, two big skylights, top floor and is $900. We have a large kitchen, living room, abd share lots of meals, vegetable share and backyard access with our downstairs neighbors. We have a very sweet cat and very friendly neighbors. We are in Clinton Hill, a skip away from the Bedford-Nostrand G stop. Room for bike(s). Email to visit. Room is available February 1. Contact us at sunniestdays(at)gmail.com


XXXXX ALL THAT WE'VE MET XXXXX


All That We've Met is Pauline Pechin's series of interviews with artists, underground influencers, and people with interesting stories. You can email her here: pauline.pechin(at)gmail.com

This week: Urban explorer Steve Duncan

*What was your childhood like?*

"Boring. I read a lot of science fiction. I wasn’t allowed to watch TV. My mom’s kind of a health food nut. I went to a Catholic, monastery school that was run by Benedictine monks, up until the 6th grade. And there were no girls."

Read the complete interview at allthatwevemet.com/2011/01/steve-duncan-is-after-buried-treasure.html


XXXXX SPECTRE PRIORITY XXXXX


Before we had a name, the Spectre Event Horizon Group used to meet at a bar to commiserate and trade what our business friends like to call best practices. The group has expanded since then, but it remains focused on smartening the crowd mind. There are no subject limits; our favorite is the incredible sci-fi present, or anything that goes toward a better understanding of human behavior and our universe's ecology. Our simple intent is to connect good minds with as much quality mind-blowing information as we can freely locate and create a space for the informal trade of specialized investigative research, presented for the non-specialist.

The Spectre email list, which is a separate group from this column, is a moderated open forum. People are encouraged to join and to post. The list is compiled for Nonsense by J. Sinopoli. Contact us at spectre.event.horizon.group gmail com or spectregroup.org / spectrevision.org. Here's some of what came in this week:


***** Egypt Shuts Down Internet *****


spectregroup.wordpress.com/2011/01/28/egypt-shuts-down-internet/

In an action unprecedented in Internet history, the Egyptian government appears to have ordered service providers to shut down all international connections to the Internet. Every Egyptian provider, every business, bank, Internet cafe, website, school, embassy, and government office that relied on the big four Egyptian ISPs for their Internet connectivity is now cut off from the rest of the world. At 00:34am local time, Renesys observed the virtually simultaneous withdrawal of all routes to Egyptian networks in the Internet's global routing table. Approximately 3,500 individual BGP routes were withdrawn, leaving no valid paths by which the rest of the world could continue to exchange Internet traffic with Egypt's service providers. Virtually all of Egypt's Internet addresses are now unreachable, worldwide.

The Egyptian government's action is unprecedented in the history of the internet. Countries such as China, Iran, Thailand and Tunisia have cut off access to news websites and social networking services during periods of unrest, as Egypt did when it cut off Facebook and Twitter earlier this week. The ongoing attempt by the Egyptian government to shut down all online communication is, however, a new phenomenon. It not only prevents ordinary Egyptian internet users from accessing any websites, it cripples Tor, an anti-censorship tool that technical experts and activists were using to circumvent the Facebook and Twitter blocks. The action puts Egypt, temporarily at least, in the company of North Korea, which has never allowed its citizens access to the internet. This is a completely different situation from the modest Internet manipulation that took place in Tunisia, where specific routes were blocked, or Iran, where the Internet stayed up in a rate-limited form designed to make
Internet connectivity painfully slow. The Egyptian government's actions tonight have essentially wiped their country from the global map.

One of the very few exceptions to this block has been Noor Group (AS20928), which still has 83 out of 83 live routes to its Egyptian customers, with inbound transit from Telecom Italia as usual. Why was Noor Group apparently unaffected by the countrywide takedown order? Unknown at this point, but we observe that the Egyptian Stock Exchange

egyptse.com is still alive at a Noor address.


XXXXX LEARNING XXXXX


We look for the sort of classes you circled in college course catalogs but never managed to fit into your schedule. And we also look for the kind of things that no college could teach. Cheap and eclectic is the rule, though all rules get broken occasionally, and we especially love workshops, round-tables, and teachers who won't take your work out of your hands and show you how to do it right. One-time listings are categorized weekly, with general recurring classes listed at the end on the first Friday of each month We thrive on your suggestions, so make sure to tell us about upcoming classes that you think are nifty- keen.

Learning is compiled and edited weekly by Libby Sentz. Send listing
suggestions to libby(at)nonsensenyc.com.


***** LEARNING: FRIDAY *****


International Justice in Central Africa

Peter Erlinder leads the presentation "International Justice in Central Africa: U.S. Policy and the Politics of the U.N. Tribunal for Rwanda." With experience as a UN-ICTR defense lawyer and Rwandan prisoner Erlinder will critically analyze the role of U.S. influence over international judical bodies and the effects on the people of Central Africa, in particular. He'll discuss how the ICTR has become a victor's tribunal serving U.S. policy interests and argue that the manipulations of international criminal tribunals, including the International Criminal Court, have actually become an impediment to reconciliation between African peoples, international justice, and the long-term interests of the American people.

The Brecht Forum
451 West Street, Manhattan
7:30p; members $free; nonmembers sliding scale: $6/$10/$15
brechtforum.org


***** LEARNING: FRIDAY THRU SUNDAY *****


Kongolese Dance

Titos Sompa leads this three-day dance workshop accompanied by Teber on drums.

Boys Harbor
1 East 104th street, sixth floor, Manhattan
Friday and Saturday 6:30-8:30p, Sunday 2-4p; $20 single class, two classes $35, three classes $50 (friend discount available)
eugidemay(at)gmail.com; titossompa(at)hotmail.com


***** LEARNING: SATURDAY *****


Free Guardian Project Hack Session

Come learn about mobile privacy, test our software and hack your Android-powered phones, players, readers and tablets. The Guardian Project (guardianproject.info) aims to create easy to use apps, open-source firmware MODs, and customized, commercial mobile phones that can be used and deployed around the world, by any person looking to protect their communications from unjust intrusion. We will be working on and testing apps from Guardian and other developers that provide features for increased privacy, anonymity and security on mobile networks.

The workshop will cover: How to browse the web anonymously and circumvent filtering and firewalls using Orbot (Tor for Android) and Firefox Mobile; tweeting over Orbot using transparent proxying (iptables magic); secure your SMS and mobile IM conversations using "Off the Record" messaging; make end-to-end encrypted voice calls using CSipSimple and Freeswitch; learn about the state of and "how to" on rooting Android devices, and building and booting your own firmware. This event is being hosted by Hans-Christoph Steiner as part of his X-Lab Residency.

Eyebeam
540 W. 21st Street, Manhattan
12:30-6:30p; $free
RSVP stephanie(at)eyebeam.org
eyebeam.org/events/guardian-project-hack-session


***** LEARNING: Also on SATURDAY *****


Tambo Workshop

Areytos Performance Works invites you to a study of different tratados (epic songs) and cultural significance of the Orisha of the month: Elegba, January 29. (Upcoming: Oshun, February 26; Oshosi, March 26.) Led by Yesenia F. Selier.

Harlem Dance Foundation
144 West 121 Street, Manhattan
2-4p; $20 ($15 if preregister)
sitamoves(at)gmail.com; oriselier(at)gmail.com


***** LEARNING: Also on SATURDAY *****


Hooping

Beka, who just got nominated for a Hoopie Award for Female Hooper of the Year, leads a onetime hoop workshop in NYC. BTW she also just got nominated for a Hoopie Award for Female Hooper of the Year.

Lotus School on West 27th Street, Manhattan
12:30-2p; $30
ihoopu.com/events.html

*Thanks for the tip, Ted.


***** LEARNING: SUNDAY *****


Of Mystics and Race Car Drivers

This Sunday evening, join the conversation between championship car racer Chris Rado and yogi, mystic, and humanitarian Sadhguru Jaggi Vasudev. Chris met Sadhguru almost four years ago in LA and it marked the turning point in his life. "I'm in a completely different place now. I've never been healthier. I've never been happier. I've had the most successful year of my career ever."

Learn about Chris' transformation and momentous success as he converses with Sadhguru, about life, velocity and kicking it into high gear where it matters most. Participation in this live webstream event is free, and once registered you can submit questions and vote for the ones you want to be asked. Read more and register here, or watch the video invitation here.

Attendees of the web event receive a $25 discount coupon for the Inner Engineering Online program. This program, which consists of 7 online sessions led by Sadhguru, led to an incredible shift in my own life (and that of many friends and family) that continues to unfold in exciting new ways.

8p; $free
Info youtube.com/watch?v=Fgd6VoUesL8&feature=related

***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Drawing for Absolute Beginners

Starting off with simple contour exercises, with each drawing you'll build skill and confidence to make finished works or foundation drawings for painting. Subjects include art reproductions, still life, basic perspective, and of course, BBG's beautiful landscape. A supply list will be sent upon registration. Led by Nan Carey.

Brooklyn Botanic Garden
1000 Washington Avenue, Brooklyn
Six Sundays: January 30 through March 6, 10:30a-1:30p;
$173 member, $193 nonmember (includes $5 materials fee)
718 623 7220
compost(at)bbg.org
bbg.org


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Goal-Setting

This four-hour workshop offers practical steps to get that project off the ground, transform procrastination and inertia into action, and help you put more focus on your goals, and the people and activities that give you joy. In this supportive relaxed environment we will do individual and group exercises to identify personal goals, blocks you might encounter, and some strategies to help you get more done. We will work in the realm most relevant to you; personal, logistic or artistic. Led by Audrey Crabtree.

Force and Flow Studios
1102 Dean Street, no. 4, Brooklyn
1-5p; $45
RSVP Required: info(at)forceandflow.com
646 644 9743
forceandflow.com


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Chair Dance Basics/The Art of Peeling

Learn how to do a sassy, stylish chair dance, burlesque-style. Wear shorts or leggings. Also learn to make peeling a stocking mischeivous and seductive. You will need bare legs to learn the stocking peels.

School of Burlesque at 440 Studios
440 Lafayette Street, Manhattan
3:30-5p; $25
Preregister schoolofburlesque.com


***** LEARNING: MONDAY *****


Coolness Lab

What are coolness, charisma, and allure made of? What makes some people or things linger in our memory, long after we've encountered them? This is a playful exploration of enigmatic awesomeness. We'll talk about urban ethology, track coolness over time, and try out some miniature charisma experiments .

Life Labs
LifeLabs New York, Corporate office
84 Engert Avenue, 4A, Brooklyn
7-9:30p; $35
renninger(at)lifelabsnewyork.com


***** LEARNING: TUESDAY *****


Intro to Machining

Machining is one of the most powerful and precise material removing and shaping toolsets available. The expert machinist will command a handful of tools to take an unshaped material, and transform it.

In this two-session class the student will learn techniques for turning, boring, milling, and tapping, while transforming some aluminium and brass into knuckle rings with a big shiny spike. Machines covered will be the lathe and mill primarily, the bandsaw, drill press, table grinder for finishing materials, and an array of hand tools, such as files, hand taps. Everyone will go home with what they've designed and built.

Madagascar Institute
217 Butler Street, Brooklyn
Tuesdays, February 1 and 8; 6:30-10p; $100, $10 materials
machining-rss.eventbrite.com
madagascarinstitute.com


***** LEARNING: TEACHING *****


Brooklyn Brainery Seeks Teachers

We're looking for some teachers to lead classes on the intentionally vague subjects below, for a series of classes that can best be described as back-to-high-school-but-way- cooler.
* Math and Science: whether it's straight up geometry, something more pop-sci, an intro to physics, food chemistry, or how to make a home lab, we're pretty much interested in it all. *History
* Literature and Art
* Foreign Languages

Brooklyn Brainery
515 Court Street, Brooklyn
brooklynbrainery.com


***** LEARNING: UPCOMING *****


Intro to Herbal Medicine at Third Root, 12-week class beginning March 5. Registration deadline: January 30. stephen(at)thirdroot.org


Historical Cloth-Making: Spinning and Felting at Brooklyn Brainery. Brooklyn. Wednesday, February 16, 7-10p. BB classes sell out fast: brooklynbrainery.com/courses


XXXXX HELP XXXXX


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*****HELP: NOW*****


Artist Assistant

My name is Olek, I am a NYC based artist. You probably saw pictures of my most recent installation entitled Crocheting the Charging Bull. I am currently looking for assistants, interns, students. Specifically, I need help with upcoming projects and other day to day activities such as responding to press requests, applying for grants, scheduling meetings and interviews, updating my blog and twitter account, etc. Serious candidates who are willing to commit fully once they are on board. My studio is situated in the Financial District but I am very open as far as work arrangements are concerned.

Email: olekinfo(at)gmail.com
agataolek.co


*****HELP: NOW*****


Assist Learning for Social Impact

Harlem Educational Activities Fund is seeking a volunteer to assist with its Learning for Social Impact (LSI) class. LSI is a 30-plus student, semester-long service learning project for high school students that meets weekly on Thursdays, from 4-7. The 2011 class focuses on Botswana and it will culminate in a 10 day trip to in Botswana for a select number of students from the class.

Volunteers needed to help assist student groups with their research projects and answer student questions. The volunteer will also be a resource for organizing the class syllabus and for elaborating on the weekly lesson content by discussing their experiences and contributing personal stories. Must have significant work or living experience in Botswana or southern Africa, or in any region of Africa and have previous experience working in a classroom or as a tutor

2090 Seventh Avenue, 10th floor, Manhattan
Email: volunteer(at)heaf.org and specify your interest in volunteering.


*****HELP: NOW*****


Graphic Designer for a Breast Cancer Program

Women at Risk is the Breast Cancer Program at New York-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia University Medical Center, whose mission is to enhance the lives of women who are at high risk for the development of breast cancer and women with breast cancer through research, education and support.

We are seeking a volunteer to do some graphic design work for us. We need help creating fliers, making logos and creating graphic banner ads.

Eric: edubinsky(at)womenatrisknyc.org


*****HELP: SOON*****


Web Design for Art in Odd Places

Art in Odd Places, a grass roots arts festival that places visual and performance art in unexpected places along 14th Street Manhattan each October is seeking a highly creative NYC based web designer to continue the work of our newly departed designer. Currently there is a homepage and mid September the festival page goes live (see past) until the end of October. This is a high profile NYC arts project that has received a great deal of press attention and a great opportunity to showcase innovative design.

Send an email stating your interest, design history with links to recent projects, and contact information to artinoddplaces(at)gmail.com
Please write AiOP Website Designer in the subject line.
artinoddplaces.org


***** HELP: SOON *****


Get Medical Supplies to Countries in Need

Doc to Dock is an organization that is committed to sending unused surplus medical supplies from the United States to the people that need these supplies most in the developing world. We need volunteers to help us identify, sort, and package these supplies. No medical background needed. Email for more information.

300 Douglass Street, Brooklyn
D,N,R to Union
volunteer(at)doctodock.org


*****HELP: UPCOMING*****


Seeds of Peace Annual Peace Market

Seeds of Peace, a non-profit, non-political organization dedicated to empowering teenagers from regions of conflict with the leadership skills required to advance reconciliation and coexistence, is looking for young professionals interested in spreading awareness about and planning our sixth annual Peace Market benefit on April 7.

SOP’s Junior Board is hosting a launch party on February 9 from 7:30-9p at Veranda Lounge. Please join us to learn more about the 2011 Peace Market and what it means to be a Host Committee member.

Please sign up on line: bit.ly/fe03MI
dettinger(at)seedsofpeace.org
cpratt(at)seedsofpeace.org


*****HELP: ONGOING*****


Share Your Talents and Knowledge With Middle Schoolers

Citizen Schools is a national education nonprofit that partners with high-needs middle schools to extend the learning day and provide students with more time, guidance, and motivation to succeed in middle school and beyond. We use apprenticeships to mobilize adult volunteers to participate in the educational process. We are now beginning to recruit volunteers to teach apprenticeships in the spring (late January through mid May).

Volunteers commit to teaching one night a week, for 10 weeks, from 4:30-6p
Heather Day: heatherday(at)citizenschools.org
citizenschools.org/volunteer


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Friday, January 21
* Lost Control: Dance Away the Void, Brooklyn
* Twelfth Night ... or What you Will, Brooklyn
* Oprah's Legends Ball: Live, Brooklyn
* Numu's Feel Good Karaoke Jello-Shot Jamboree, Brooklyn
* The Rope in Your Hands, Manhattan

Saturday, January 22
* Voluption, Brooklyn
* Cabaret Night at the Duplex, Manhattan
* Fair Folks Presents: Voices of New Orleans, Manhattan
* Starboard Hudson, Manhattan

Sunday, January 23
* Hush Hush/Gates of Heaven/Computer Magic, Williamsburg
* The Poetry Brothel: Dead Poets

Monday, January 24
* Cabaret Cataplexy's Songs of the South
* NYC Food Crawl Presents: The January Shumai Crawl, Manhattan

Tuesday, January 25
* Board Game Olympics, Brooklyn
* Nick Zedd Live Projections, Brooklyn

Wednesday, January 26
* Milk Not Jails Ice Cream Social, Manhattan
* Over the Edge Film Screening, Brooklyn
* How I Learned I Was Basically in Love With You, Brooklyn
* On the Edge, Manhattan

Thursday, January 27
* The Darker Scratcher Amateur Surgery Show, Brooklyn

Wishlist
* Ithaca

All That We've Met
* Urban explorer Steve Duncan

Learning
* Kimchi

Help
* Bushwick Food Not Bombs

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Narwhals and a small Bulgarian choir.


XXXXX FRIDAY, JANUARY 21 XXXXX


Lost Control: Dance Away the Void

Dark warehouse party. For fans of joy division/new order or similar sounds and others depressed during this NYC winter. Dance with Prince Terrence, Spanky, and Takiyyana. Hosted by Distroy Allorchs.

6 Charles Place, Brooklyn
J, M, Z train to Myrtle Broadway station
10p; $10 entry at doors, $7entry with RSVP
18 and over
passionfactiongmail.com
aliandlacie.com


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Flashpan Theater presents:

Twelfth Night...or What you Will

Flashpan is an idea, a flexible container to catch and support the theatrical impulse of any of a number of minds. We're young, we're forming, and we're wholeheartedly pursuing the production philosophy that people are any show's most valuable asset.

Flashpan's Twelfth Night came from the impulse to draw out the music and winter backdrop written into Shakespeare's text, and then to create the fullest production possible in the time we had. We try to cut to the root of the text on a bare stage that's backed, as Esther mentioned, by Thrillington Band and the refuse of Christmas.

Surreal Estate
15 Thames, Brooklyn
8p; $10
Continues FRIDAY and SATURDAY through January 29
flashpantheater.org/
surrealestatenyc.wordpress.com


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


Oprah's Legends Ball: Live

On 2005, Oprah Winfrey invited Cicely Tyson to her house for lunch, but forgot to invite Ruby Dee (whoops!).

Then she forgot to invite Della Reese, Maya Angelou, and Diana Ross, so she decided, instead, to do something only Oprah could: invite, like, every famous living Black American lady* (and Gayle, duh) to her California estate for a three-day weekend that included a luncheon, a black-tie gala, and a gospel brunch.

And you know John Travolta came, because if Coretta Scott King paved the way for anybody, it's Danny Zuko.

All of it -- from the excessive preparation to the actual ceremonies -- was captured on camera for a one-time hour-long special that is some of the most insane television you will ever see, featuring bad poetry, Chaka Khan getting overheating, and Ashanti trying to cobble together full sentences. Oh, and a lot of crying. Lots and lots of crying. And hats. Enormous, intricate hats.

Join comedian and blogger Eliot Glazer as he presents the raw footage live with commentary, special guests (including Jordan Carlos and Andrea Rosen), surprises, and giveaways -- just like Oprah would.

Union Hall
702 Union Street, Brooklyn
10p; $free


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


From Brooklyn Based:

Numu's Feel Good Karaoke Jello-Shot Jamboree

The Numu Arts Collective has been doing impressive things since their founding a couple of years back, including potlucks, outdoor drawing classes, and a weekly writers group. On Friday, the arts collective will be celebrating their upcoming publication the Numuan by hosting the fantastically-named Feel Good Karaoke Jello-Shot Jamboree at their Bushwick loft. From 8-10p, they’ll be holding an open mic with a birth theme, after the first issue’s focus (guitars, poems or anything avant-garde are all encouraged); after 10, the floor will open up to anyone brave or drunk enough to attempt karaoke. To make sure that they’ll have your song ready, or lay claim to an ironic classic like Don’t Stop Believing.

Numu Loft
75 Stewart Avenue, Brooklyn
8p-1a; $3
facebook.com/event.php?eid=157836480931369&index=1


***** Also on FRIDAY *****


The Rope in Your Hands

An ethnographic illustration of life after Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. With text taken directly from interviews in New Orleans, playwright Siobhan O'Loughlin performs as 13 different survivors telling their stories as they were told to her. The characters (ranging in age from 7 to 65 years old, and with a diverse background of race and ethnicity) engage the audience in a personal journey of honesty, courage, and the endurance of the human spirit. Written and Performed by Siobhan O'Loughlin. Music by Ted Hefko.

Stage Left Studio
214 West 30th Street, 6th floor, Manhattan
7:30p; $20
Continues through SUNDAY
212 838 2134
tinyurl.com/ropenyc
siobhanoloughlin.com


XXXXX SATURDAY, JANUARY 22 XXXXX


Sara Valentine's Little Miss Big Mouth presents:

Voluption

A starry assemblage of dance, music, and performance, featuring Hungry March Band. A delectably conjured evening of beguiling and curious entertainment, complete with brass bands, street performers, live pin-ups, go-go girls, clowns, vocal acrobats, aerialists, burlesque artists and contortionists, brought to you by Sara Valentine, HMB baton twirler and host of the underground talk and variety fest, Little Miss Big Mouth.

Expect Fellini-inspired sound and imagery brought to life in the gorgeously evocative, 1930's-style Red Lotus Room. Come as you are, but if you're feeling inspired, glamor is the key to the evening. Glitter, glitz, fringe, fur, sequins, feathers, suits, ties, top hats, headpieces -- the sky is the limit.

Performances by Hungry March Band, Zero Boy, Sweet Soubrette, Miss Ekaterina, Zongo Junction, L.A.E., the Ladies Auxiliary Ensemble, Clowns Cloris Flap, Butt Kapinsky and Red Bastard, Solid Go-Go, Project Hex, Renata, DJ Kris Anton, Epistrophy Swing Band and Simone E Le Page. Live Pin Ups by Meg Keys. Interactive photo tableau by Lauren Silberman. Food by Hot F-ing Tamales.

Red Lotus Room
893 Bergen Street, Brooklyn
9:30 doors, 10p show; $15
21 and over


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Cabaret Night at the Duplex

Come see the legendary What Time Is It, Mr. Fox? and Amour Obscur at the Duplex. We like to pretend we live in a circus in the woods. We enjoy fireplaces, dusty books, mystics, fiddles, soul music, carnivals, putting on make-up, taking off make-up, and making up stories.

The Duplex
61 Christopher Street, Manhattan
9:30p; $10 admission, two drink-minimum
212 255 5438
whattimeisitmrfox.com
facebook.com/amourobscur


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Fair Folks Presents: Voices of New Orleans

I'm writing to invite you to a book release event for a book that I designed about the rebuilding of New Orleans. Jonathan Demme called it the most essential guide to the 21st century. But don't take his word for it. Come to Fair Folks and a Goat and hang out with the creators of two publications spotlighting some of the inspiring art and work coming out of the city from the past five years: How to Rebuild a City and Constance. The event is free and open to everyone and your subway fare uptown is cheaper than a plane ticket to New Orleans (though the stories we'll be telling may inspire you to book a trip).

7 East 88th Street, Manhattan
5-8p; $free
rsvp(at)fairfolksandagoat.com


***** Also on SATURDAY *****


Starboard Hudson

Amidst the glow of city lights, beneath a deck stale from summers past, spirits are reawakened. If you’ve ever experienced summer in New York you’re familiar with the Frying Pan. However, you probably haven’t noticed the little red ship adjacent to Pier 66 -- a ship that once guarded our nation’s shores and was later abandoned … and later yet submerged beneath the Chesapeake.

Here, beneath the deck of this unassuming red ship, lies a concert venue of enchanted proportions: three floors, four bars, a performance stage, a fully-equipped DJ booth and a massive dance floor, to say nothing of the preserved relics of the shipmates who used to call her home.

It is our mission continually supply eager listeners with live music in this amazing, under-the-radar, untapped location. We encourage you, and all of your supporters, to join us as we reawaken the spirits inherent to the ship's storied past and invite them to dance. With Dave Markowitz, Moon Hooch, Atypicals, Missy Modell, and DJ Rezound.

Starboard Hudson
Pier 66, 26th Street and the Hudson River, Manhattan
9p; $12


XXXXX SUNDAY, JANUARY 23 XXXXX


Hush Hush/Gates of Heaven/Computer Magic

Hi, I'm just writing to announce a show at Bruar Falls this Sunday. I live in Berlin, Germany and this will be my project Hush Hush's first NY show, featuring a guest appearance by the Cocoon Central Dance Team. Very excited, though not sure if many people know about it. Going to be an excellent sweaty dance sex party to remember with the odd and wonderful Gates of Heaven and the strange and lovely Computer Magic.

Bruar Falls
245 Grand Street, between Driggs Avenue and Roebling Street, Williamsburg, Brooklyn
8p-midnight;
facebook.com/event.php?eid=181325291892034
christopher-kline.com


***** Also on SUNDAY *****


The Poetry Brothel: Dead Poets

We are firing up the Madame's time-traveling four-poster bed and going back in time to retrieve some of our favorite poets from the canon. We can't tell you who they are because we want you to be surprised, love, and we know how you love surprises. We do too. But they will be there, and we will be there, and we can only hope that you will be there, inhabiting your very own delicate self, or some version of it, in all its finest.

As always, we will have a tarot reader on hand to give you a glimpse into yourself, a tableside illusionist to offer the inconceivable, and of course, The Poetry Whores, who, for one night only, will include a few literary icons.

The Back Room enforces a strict no fur policy. I know you are all dying to don that rabbit stole and mink coat as much as I am, but please make sure to leave the animals at home. All other extravagant costume choices are avidly encouraged. See you on Sunday, loves.

102 Norfolk Street, Manhattan
8p-1a; $5 with flyer below, $10 with Facebook RSVP, $15 without
21 and over
thepoetrybrothel.com
info(at)thepoetrybrothel.com


XXXXX MONDAY, JANUARY 24 XXXXX


Queer Art Impact presents:

Cabaret Cataplexy's Songs of the South

We know one thing for sure here in Cataplexy Land. That if you can laugh at it, the power is yours. The Jews have Auschwitz and the Chinese have Nanking. Well that's kinda how we Nigras feel about Massa and all things Gone with the Wind, ya hear what I'm sayin? You hate it. You love it. You're kind of obsessed with it. Every time we look back to commune with our ancestors its more cooking, breeding and cotton, oh my.

We're about to make the antebellum sexy so join Monstah and Ashley at a party in the big house. The look is Plantation Sexy. Can you make that work? We've got an amazing line up.

Featuring: The always hilarious Ashley Brockington and Monstah Black as your hosts. With special guests DJ Deep Fried Nutella our Resident DJ the Maine Attraction, the Incredible, Edible Akynos, Bulletyme, Ryan Green, Sweet Lorraine, and we always expect a surprise or two.
Dress as twins and get in two for one.

Cabaret Cataplexy is a show curated by Monstah Black and Ashley Brockington that features performance art, costume design, and music within a community of emerging and evolving artists to explore cutting edge ideas that informs their work.

Club Haven
244 East 51st Street, Manhattan
8p doors, 9p show; $15
eventbrite.com/event/1131740065


***** Also on MONDAY ****


NYC Food Crawl Presents: The January Shumai Crawl

Shumai is a delightful Chinese appetizer that is traditionally served with Dim Sum meals. Dim Sum, or small treasures, is a traditional Chinese tasting meal. Shumai comes in both shrimp and pork varieties, and we happily will be offering a vegetarian option. (Also, don't forget that scallion pancakes are a delightful meat-free snack easy to find in Chinatown.)

The NYC Food Crawl is a monthly adventure in small, portable, and inexpensive treats. Come to try new foods, make new friends, or just get some exercise (but we promise, the route will involve short walks between hosting locations this month). Whether you have team members in mind or no, we can help you out. Our inaugural crawl was the dumpling crawl, and in that spirit we happily present the January Shumai Crawl. Route map and team assignments provided. Pay as you go, go at your own pace, and make new friends.

Meet at the NE corner of Columbus Park (intersection of Mulberry and Bayard Streets), Manhattan
6:30p; $free(ish)
bit.ly/Hj6K8
nycfoodcrawl.blogspot.com


XXXXX TUESDAY, JANUARY 25 XXXXX


Board Game Olympics

Be a part of the magic and breathe deep the history. Teams of two will compete for glory and our love.

Union Hall (downstairs)
702 Union Street, near 5th Avenue, Brooklyn
7-11p; $15 per team of two
metrometroland.com/events.htm


***** Also on TUESDAY *****


Nick Zedd Live Projections

Nick Zedd will be projecting a program of films at Microscope Gallery, including a live projection performance. The show should run about 50 minutes. Further details are below. Thanks.

Nick Zedd, a leading figure of the LES Cinema of Transgression, will be screening some of his most controversial films including his 1984 collaboration with Richard Kern, Thrust in Me, and a unique triple screen 16mm film and video projection performance that includes the films War is Menstrual Envy, Whoregasm, and Smiling Faces Tell Lies, plus secret footage added to this ever-evolving piece. These films haven't screened in about five years in NYC and as he's moving to Mexico in March. Program runs approximately 50 minutes.

Microscope Gallery
4 Charles Place, intersection of Myrtle and Willoughby Avenue, Brooklyn
J,M,Z trains to Myrtle/Broadway Avenue station
7p; $6
347 925 1433
info@microscopegallery.com
microscopegallery.com


XXXXX WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 26 XXXXX


Milk Not Jails Ice Cream Social

Learn about what milk and jails have to do with one another. Enjoy ice cream and entertainment. Find out what you can do. With presentations by Sabrina Jones and Kevin Pyle, illustrators of the Real Cost of Prisons Comix.

The Real Cost of Prisons Comix provides a crash course in what drives mass incarceration, the human and community costs, and how to stop the numbers from going even higher. Over 125,000 copies of the comic books have been printed and more than 100,000 have been sent to families of people who are incarcerated, people who are incarcerated, and to organizers and activists throughout the country.

This ice cream social spectacular is part of Graphic Radicals: 30 Years of World War 3 Illustrated, an exhibit at Exit Art. Graphic Radicals is a 30th anniversary retrospective of World War 3 Illustrated, an independently published political comic magazine founded in 1980 by artists Seth Tobocman and Peter Kuper.

Exit Art Gallery
475 Tenth Avenue, Manhattan
7-9p; $free


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


Over the Edge Film Screening

Part of an ongoing series. Watch the film that celebrates proper youth revolt. Great place for a date, if you live in the neighborhood, etc.

Semi-Legit
6 Charles Place, Brooklyn
J, M, Z trains to Myrtle Broadway
8p doors; $5 entry (includes a free beer or soda. popcorn will also be available)
passionfaction(at)gmail.com
youtube.com/watch?v=yzjQFKdVtWM


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


The How I Learned series, celebrating its second anniversary, presents:

How I Learned I Was Basically in Love With You

Featuring: Maggie Estep, James Hannaham, Ryan Britt, and Amy Shapiro. Plus party favors, book giveaways, and a special musical guest.

How I Learned is a monthly series featuring writers, storytellers, comedians, bloggers and performers as chosen by hostess Blaise Allysen Kearsley based primarily on personal hygiene and make-out prowess. Offering fact, fiction and everything in between, How I Learned happens every fourth Wednesday, which basically means you will have the best night of your life on those nights, repeatedly.

Happy Ending
302 Broome Street, between Forsyth and Eldridge, Manhattan
8p, 7p doors; $free
212 334 9676
howilearnedathappyending.blogspot.com


***** Also on WEDNESDAY *****


Punk Jews presents:

On the Edge

My name is Evan Kleinman. I am the producer for an upcoming documentary series, Punk Jews. We threw our first event back in June, which was listed in Nonsense NYC to kick off production. Now we just finished production. So we are throwing another event to celebrate that with musical performances, performance art, screenings, and other fun shenanigans. Below is all the info:

A celebration of the upcoming Punk Jews documentary series. Four breakthrough Jewish artists take the stage who exemplify this new movement of smashing stereotypes and breaking down boundaries. Be our guest for dancing, screenings, and raffles to help us kick off the project with an evening you won't soon forget.

Performances by Y-Love, Diwon, DeLeon, and the Amazing Amy Yoga Yenta. Plus a short screening. We'll also be having tons of raffle giveaways and brand new Punk Jews t-shirts and buttons for sale.

Drom
85 Avenue A, between 5th and 6th streets, Manhattan
8p; $15
punkjews.com


XXXXX THURSDAY, JANUARY 27 XXXXX


The Darker Scratcher Amateur Surgery Show

The Show is an itinerant pseudoscience lecture series, an ambulatory film screening, an elaborately unsatisfying Q&A, a speculation on obsolescence, and a cockeyed perspective looking at the lively rubbing of a piece of plastic. another round of buffalo wings, please.

The Show takes the form of a medicine/ variety show. The content plays around with the relationship between our bodies and technology, how our fiddling human form is understood by it's failures and aberrations, how these sorts of deviations manipulate our knowledge of each other and the world, and so on. The show as a whole plays with the propagandizing momentum of technology, the juxtaposition of magic and statistics, the self justifying idea of use, the idea of progress.

Here is an example of a show:

* The Humors, Phrenology, and Designer Babies: a speculation on pseudoscience trajectory.
* Electrifying a pickle while playing a led zeppelin record backwards.
* Pleasant Momentum: A video in which disjointed parts such as hands, legs, heads, and noses substantiate larger forms that are corrupted by use or engaged in the convoluted rituals of body enhancement and life extension. The video uses high definition video in a self defeating way, examining painted cardboard and flesh too closely and revealing too much.
* An oration on the relationship of Testing, The Paradigm of Retirement, and Sympathetic Magic
* Diet Coke to Diet Pepsi Alchemy
* Bondage Happens: A demonstration of a device I wore on my head that injected juice into my mouth whenever my cell phone rang, conditioning me to salivate in response to a phone call
* Whip It String Theory: I will leave that to the imagination
* A statistical analysis of the chance of witch's brew randomly forming in a swamp.
* Logical Truth: a super 8mm film detailing the subliminal message put into TVs during the cold war to prepare the consumer for nuclear catastrophe.

And of course there is much more that is possible. I sharpen knives at the show too, that helps pay for the tour. So people should bring knives if they want sharpening. An audience with knives is a respectable audience.

Chicken Hut
169 Spencer Street, Brooklyn
8p doors, 9p show; $donations
ian.f.page(at)gmail.com


XXXXX UPCOMING XXXXX


* Idiotarod, January 29
* Hobo's Paradise, January 29
* Freeze Tag on Wall Street, February 6


XXXXX ONGOING XXXXX


Nonsense is too long. The great thing about the internet is that it doesn't really cost much to run long listings and exhaustive descriptions. It turns out that's ... exhausting. After several complaints and a little deliberation, we're trying a new format: On the first Friday of the month we will run updated ongoing listings in each section: events, learning, and help. Other weeks we're going for leaner, meaner sections. If you're desperate for something to do on an off-Tuesday night we suggest you either look back a few issues ago in your inbox, or poke through our online archives, which you can find under the subscribe page.

Also, a note about better rock shows. Nonsense does not straight list rock shows in New York unless they occur in tandem with puppet shows or jump rope tournaments or in subway tunnels or in graveyards. For listings of good shows, especially shows that feature independent bands at quality venues like Death by Audio and those booked by hard-working promoters like Todd P or Sleep When Dead, consult resources like ohmyrockness.com, brooklynvegan.com/, sleepwhendeadnyc.com/calendar/, garagepunknyc.com, and eardrumnyc.com. For the most exhaustive list of underground shows at unusual venues, track down a copy of the extremely useful -- and handsome -- Showpaper.


XXXXX WISHLIST XXXXX


What have you been wishing for? Collaborators, grant monies, a new home? Please send brief listings to Alita at alitanonsensenyc.com. We only list available apartments, lofts, studios, and one-off rentals -- not spaces wanted.


***** ARTY STUFF *****


* Performers Wanted: Last year we had a massive blowout Valentine's Day party ... so massive and blown that the cops came to shut it down, issuing us a noise violation. We have been very good all year since we faced prison time for another noise violation. So, this year we're looking to bring in the noise. Saturday, February 19 we plan to have a party to celebrate where everyone dresses as cops, sorta Reno 911 style (if anyone wants to skate around like Terry, for instance, being bad). We're looking for performers, strippers, entertainers, drag stars, or other eyecandy. Compensation is negotiable, plus any tips you earn, and all the free booze at the party you can drink. The catch? It's in gorgeous Ithaca, New York. Contact William Cordeiro, willcordeiro(at)gmail.com.

* Call for Artists who have recently moved to New York City (or are planning to). The Artist Welcoming Committee: New York City Branch seeks guests of honor for Welcome to New York! the first in a series of celebrations intended as a hail and welcome for a promising batch of artists new to New York City's arts community. Inaugural event will be at EFA Project Space February 24. To be considered please submit five jpg images of recent work, a short artist statement, and a paragraph or two letting us know a bit about you: why you decided to move to NYC, what your plans are, and why we should choose you to be honored. We're more interested in seeing your shining personality and creative potential than hearing a laundry list of past accomplishments. To be eligible to apply you must have relocated to New York City in the last three months or are planning to relocate here in time for the event. Recent graduates are encouraged to apply, but students currently enrolled are not eligib
le. Please send all submissions via email to welcomeartists(at)gmail.com. See: efanyc.org/ps-blog/.

* The TypewriterGirls Poetry Cabaret is seeking intelligent, literary sketch comedians, as well as partner-balance acrobats with a poetic sensibility to help expand their organization. Sketch comedians should be versatile, willing to push boundaries, and have a successful history of collaboration. Please submit some of your work along with any audio or video that you might have. Acrobats and aspiring acrobats should have a passion for experimentation. Experience would be lovely but as long as you are willing to learn and believe that you have the physical ability you are welcome to apply by sending an email with a little information about yourself and why you are interested in joining. Before submitting, please check out typewritergirls.net and also look at some of our videos on YouTube. Contact crystaljeanhoffman(at)gmail.com.


***** SPACES *****


* Two-month sublet available at Flux Factory, February/ March 2011. Nice live/work space in Long Island City's most awesome artist collective! Sublet available in a great informal, artist-run, and collective residency program comprised of a changing community of creative collaborators. Amenities at Flux include: Kitchen, Library, office, gallery, wood-shop, silkscreen shop, communal office, conveyer belt, roof top access and much more. Fifteen international and local artists share this amazing space. This is a rare opportunity to have your own space in this exciting creative environment. The room is $495-plus utilities. With high ceilings and huge windows. Let me know if you're interested as soon as possible, this will go fast. Contact jean(at)fluxfactory.org.

* Responsible, female, non-smoking roommate wanted: for a large (about 12 by 16 room) in Murray Hill/Midtown, available furnished immediately (or unfurnished if you want to bring your own furniture). I prefer someone who can stay for the rest of the year, through December 31, 2011. No pets. Rent is $1275 per month plus half of all utilities (Internet and electric), so total cost should be about $1350-1400/person per month. Two months’ deposit plus first month’s rent is required before move-in. You’ll also need to get your own renters’ insurance, which is required by my lease. Other details: lots of light, second floor walk-up, prewar building, supermarket one block away. The main plus to this place is the amazing location -- only a five-minute walk to Grand Central or the United Nations. I am looking for a yearlong roommate, not month-to-month or subletters with crazy schedules (e.g. April to August only), so please let me know if you can move in ASAP and stay for abo
ut a year or more. Contact Katharine at kbierce(at)gmail.com.

* Work-friendly room for rent in Red Hook, $500 per month, 90 square feet. A triple decker building with lots of light and space. It's the type of place where you can work on your artwork but also cook a nice meal. It has a residential layout with kitchen and shower. The room has one large window and one outlet (funky old building). It had slanty floors so I leveled them myself. I have my art studio in the apartment and I use oil paint conscientiously. This could also be used as an art studio or part time room. No pets or smoking, I prefer little to no meat cooking in the house. This place has a lot of perks. Backyard, I am quiet, good kitchen, near Fairway. I am F, late 30s. The best fit would be someone who is not really loud late at night (after 12AM) and is good at getting to places that aren't on the subway. It's available now, contact me if you'd like to take a look. Local Transportation: Bicycle. Lots of parking ... Near 77 and 61 buses. Fifteen-minute walk from Smith
and 9th Street, and 20-minute walk from Carroll Street F, G. Contact Maria at mswallace(at)mswallace.net.

* Room available at Rubulad Home Base. Room has two windows and loft bed. Rubulad is a 6,000 square foot community arts and event space near the Navy Yard in Brooklyn. Amenities include large common areas, roof garden, eat-in kitchen, four bathrooms, washer and dryer, high-speed Internet and more. Two blocks from Myrtle Avenue's cafes etc. Great for artist/musician type. Share with others. Opportunities to participate in large and small events. We currently have one cat upstairs and one dog downstairs and so prefer no more pets at this time, though this could change one day. $700 per month covers all bills. One month deposit required. Must have steady income and references and play nicely with others. Contact chris(at)spill.net.


XXXXX ALL THAT WE'VE MET XXXXX


All That We've Met is Pauline Pechin's series of interviews with artists, underground influencers, and people with interesting stories. You can email her here: pauline.pechin(at)gmail.com

This week: Urban explorer Steve Duncan

*What was your childhood like?*

"Boring. I read a lot of science fiction. I wasn’t allowed to watch TV. My mom’s kind of a health food nut. I went to a Catholic, monastery school that was run by Benedictine monks, up until the 6th grade. And there were no girls."

Read the complete interview at allthatwevemet.com/2011/01/steve-duncan-is-after-buried-treasure.html


XXXXX SPECTRE PRIORITY XXXXX


Before we had a name, the Spectre Event Horizon Group used to meet at a bar to commiserate and trade what our business friends like to call best practices. The group has expanded since then, but it remains focused on smartening the crowd mind. There are no subject limits; our favorite is the incredible sci-fi present, or anything that goes toward a better understanding of human behavior and our universe's ecology. Our simple intent is to connect good minds with as much quality mind-blowing information as we can freely locate and create a space for the informal trade of specialized investigative research, presented for the non-specialist.

The Spectre email list, which is a separate group from this column, is a moderated open forum. People are encouraged to join and to post. The list is compiled for Nonsense by J. Sinopoli. Contact us at spectre.event.horizon.group gmail com or spectregroup.org. Here's some of what came in this week:


XXXXX LEARNING XXXXX


We look for the sort of classes you circled in college course catalogs but never managed to fit into your schedule. And we also look for the kind of things that no college could teach. Cheap and eclectic is the rule, though all rules get broken occasionally, and we especially love workshops, round-tables, and teachers who won't take your work out of your hands and show you how to do it right. One-time listings are categorized weekly, with general recurring classes listed at the end on the first Friday of each month We thrive on your suggestions, so make sure to tell us about upcoming classes that you think are nifty-keen.

Learning is compiled and edited weekly by Libby Sentz. Send listing
suggestions to libby(at)nonsensenyc.com.


***** LEARNING: SATURDAY *****


Intro to HTML/CSS

Want to learn to build websites? Have a website on wordpress, tumblr or blogger, but want to learn to customize it? This bootcamp will arm you with the skills and tools you need to do so. You will leave the class with new knowledge and a ready-reference card!

In this three-hour workshop we will: learn the basic terms andjargon; build a simple, HTML-only webpage; learn the basics of CSS, including selectors, properties, classes, ids and the CSS Box Model; enrich our HTML-only page with style and formatting using CSS; and review free tools and resources that will help you use the knowledge you learn in class and take it to the next level on your own. Please bring a laptop with Aptana studio installed. It's available at aptana.com/products/studio2/download. Taught by NYC Resistor member Alexis Goldstein.

NYC Resistor
87 Third Avenue, fourth floor, Brooklyn
$60; 1-4p
nycresistor.com


***** LEARNING: SATURDAY *****


Strutting and Walking/Fan Dance Basics

Learn how to do a showgirl strut--sexy, sensual, and riveting. Bring high heels if you like. Learn the art of fan dance, handling first our small marabou fans and then iconic, glamorous, ostrich feather fans. By registration only.

The School of Burlesque at 440 Studios
440 Lafayette Street, Manhattan
3:30-5p
schoolofburlesque.com


***** LEARNING: SUNDAY *****


PCB Design with Eagle

Have you ever envied those beautiful green PCBs that all modern electronics have? Do you want to kick up the professionalism in your projects with a real PCB? Would you like to simply learn how to better document your circuits with a nicely done schematic? Come take the pcb design class which will teach you how to use this awesome, free EAGLE pcb design program. You'll learn how to draw schematics, find the right footprint, lay out a circuit board, route the circuit board, and finally prepare the board for production (including successful testing methods). We'll even show you where you can go to have your boards made for fairly cheap.

Make sure you bring a laptop if you'd like to follow along with the class and create your own circuit. It would be helpful if you downloaded and installed the EAGLE software from cadsoft.de prior to the class. Instructor: Raphael Abrams.

NYC Resistor (new space)
87 Third Avenue, fourth floor, Brooklyn
2-5p; $75
eventbrite.com/event/1203456571/rss


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Cooking from the Greenmarket: Local Mushrooms

Did you know that mushrooms are neither fruit nor vegetable, but exist botanically without an understood branch to the rest of nature as we know it? Did you know that they have been used to clean up large oil spills better than any other man-made means, or that mapping a mushroom's underground structure looks like both the neuron structure of the human brain and the internet? What you must know is that they are delicious - and you'll leave class with an arsenal of mushroom preparations and stories of mystical mushroom lore.

We'll begin with a tasting of local mushrooms, both wild and cultivated. We'll learn our maitakis from our honshimejis as we discuss ideas for mushroom selection, care, and storage. We'll then cook up a feast, starting with an appetizer of Crispy Sauteed Mushrooms with Arugula and Shaved Pecorino Cheese. Our next course will include Grilled Pizzas with Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions and Pancetta, and Phyllo Trianges with Mushrooms, Chevre, and Fresh Herbs. Finally, we'll prepare Whole Roasted Maitake Mushrooms and Roasted Quail Stuffed with Mushroom and Andouille Duxelles.

Once our fungi-filled culinary creations are complete, a resident wine expert will join us to perfectly pair a selection of wines to our earthy delights. Led by Emily Peterson.

Astor Center
399 Lafayette Street, Manhattan
6-9:30p; $125
astorcenternyc.com


***** LEARNING: Also on SUNDAY *****


Kimchi

Once upon a time Brooklyn Based mentioned kimchi parties, big hangouts where old Korean ladies get together and make kimchi together. Blinded with septuagenarian jealousy, we decided we were going to copycat that to the millionth degree in celebration of our brand new space.

Come hang out in our new space and learn how to put together your very own kimchi. We'll have cabbage, cucumbers, radish, and a handful of other vegetables for you to base your culinary creation around. There'll be plenty of chili powder for the hotheads and instructions on how to make white kimchi (hint: not spicy) for the more gentle souls. Super sour, slightly sweet, we'll have you covered. I have a kimchi-only, 100% Korean cookbook that is full of outer-space looking creations that I'll translate for the occasion.

Plain pickled cabbage can only go so far, so we'll be sure you know the story with things like kimchi stew and kimchi pancakes. Delicious vegetarian versions are available. Bring a container to tote your kimchi home in -- something glass is probably best. We're operating this drop-in style, but please e-mail to make sure we have enough ingredients for you.

Now that we have our own space, we're going to be doing stuff all of the time, but we're going to need your help to do that. You don't have to be an expert to lead a class - maybe you have a bit of a hobby, or you've been slaving away at your PhD for the past 10 years, or you've been spending a bit too much time on Wikipedia recently. Maybe you have a club that needs some space to meet, or a nascent idea for a wicked event. Send us an e-mail!

Brooklyn Brainery
515 Court Street, Brooklyn
2-7p; $5
brooklynbrainery.com


***** LEARNING: WEDNESDAY *****


Make Robots

No previous electronics experience required. We'll build a very simple robot from start to finish using only stuff you can buy from radio shack. Starting with the absolute basics of electricity, tools, etc. we'll work our way through building a robot that will be able to sense light and follow it. You'll leave with basic knowledge, resources, and confidence to learn more about robotics and to make your own robots in the future.

392 15th Street, Brooklyn
7:30-9:30p; $32 advance leevonk.com/paypal, $37 cash day of
Must pre-register
bit.ly/robotclass


***** LEARNING: Also on WEDNESDAY *****


Business Plan Workshop

If you're an emerging creative entrepreneur with a young business or a great idea, but no clue how to make it happen, this six-week, hands-on course that will take you through the nuts and bolts of the complete business planning process. Ultimately, you will leave the last class with a cogent business plan in hand and an action plan for launching (or growing) your business.

This workshop will guide you through the process of analyzing your market, evaluating the risks and opportunities associated with your business idea, developing financial projections and creating an operating plan. This course will focus both on the process of creating a plan and putting that plan into action, with an emphasis on the use of concrete tools and resources. Wonder if you even need to write a business plan? You do. A business plan can help you to secure funding, save money and, most importantly, develop a road map for navigating your creative industry.

To get the most out of the experience, you should come prepared with an idea for a business or a desire to apply planning to an existing business. A typical class session will include lecture interspersed with hands-on workshops and individual assistance. At the close of the course, there will be an opportunity to present your business idea to the class. Please bring your own laptop or a notepad. Led by Liz Schuster. Mention Nonsense NYC at registration (deadline January 21) for a 10 percent discount.

3rd Ward
195 Morgan Avenue, Brooklyn
Six Wednesdays: January 26, February 2, 9, 16, 23, March 2
7-10p; members $245, nonmembers $295
718 715 4961
3rdward.com


***** LEARNING: THURSDAY *****


Free Street Tree Care

Street trees do much to improve our environment, but they often receive little care. In this class, learn the benefits of street trees and how to improve the health of a street tree by caring for its bed. Get tips on amending soil, mulching, watering, pruning, and tree-bed gardening. Led by Karla Osorio-Pérez.

Brooklyn Botanic Garden
1000 Washington Avenue, Brooklyn
6-8p, $free
718 623 7220
Registration required: compost(at)bbg.org
bbg.org


***** LEARNING: Also on THURSDAY *****


Intro to MIG Welding

Impress your friends, your older brother, and that cute bartender with your tough new skill. This three-hour introductory welding class will teach you the very basics of MIG welding and familiarize you with the tools you'll need to finish a projectâ€" the grinder, the chop saw, etc. MIG welding is the handy hot glue do-all kind of welding, the primary kind of welding used in making traincars, art, cranes, etc. All sorts of people have come thru Madagascar Institute knowing nothing about a shop and have become capable metal workers, get your start here. This class focuses on the hands-on experience of welding. You will learn a little of the theory and tech behind it, but mostly you will get a feel for the manual skill of welding. If you come with an idea for a small, simple project, chances are you can finish it by the end of the class

Bring leather gloves and eye protection, and wear heavy-duty all natural fibers â€"in other words, jeans and a long sleeve shirt. And no open toed shoesâ€" boots are ideal. Polyester and nylon will melt onto your skin if hot molten metal drops onto them and ouch that hurts. You will get very dirty. Led by Hans.

Madagascar Institute
217 Butler Street, Brooklyn
7-10p; $50 plus $10 materials
migweldingwithhans-rss.eventbrite.com


***** LEARNING: UPCOMING *****


Lap Dance at the New York School of Burlesque. Saturday, January 29.
schoolofburlesque.com

Intro to Herbal Medicine at Third Root. 12-week class beginning March
5. Registration deadline: January 30. stephen(at)thirdroot.org


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It is a wonderful thing, to help. Helping strengthens communities and allows you to meet new friends. With that in mind, we look for one-day volunteer opportunities with no long-term commitment required. We want to be open to fresh ideas and think of help in a broad way. These listings could include anything from a large-scale day-long service project to a local theatre company that needs volunteers for load-in; from an artist looking for film extras to a community garden that needs a few extra hands. Our goal is simply to help groups or individuals that serve the greater good in small but significant ways. Unique and interesting job opportunities are acceptable fare for this section as well. Looking for ways to help out? Need volunteers to get your own community project off the ground? Know of any existing opportunities? Send your requests to MeeO at meeo(at)nonsensenyc.com.


*****HELP: NOW*****


Web Design for Washington Heights Corner Project

Washington Heights Corner Project (WHCP) is part of a larger coalition called the Injection Drug Users Health Alliance (IDUHA) and is part of the New York State- Licensed Syringe Exchange Programs in New York City. We are looking to create a website that provides basic text about what IDUHA is as well as links to all member organizations, a tab for press releases, a tab for facts about Syringe Exchange and HIV prevention, etc. Volunteer position can be for someone new to web design but must have a degree of competency and integrity for the project from start to finish.

Please send an email to iduha.nyc(at)gmail.com outlining your interest in the project and including url's of websites you have previously worked on.


***** HELP: NOW *****


Bushwick Food Not Bombs

In Our Hearts recently decided to take on Bushwick Food Not Bombs as one of its projects and we are looking for bottom-liners. Bushwick Food Not Bombs started sharing food with the Bushwick community in November 2008 at Maria Hernandez Park. The Bushwick Food Not Bombs serves vegan and vegetarian meals to the Bushwick community every Thursday at 2p.

Volunteers needed to oversee the dumpstering for and/or seeking donations of food on Tuesdays or Wednesdays. And then take the food to Surreal Estate (15 Thames St. 2nd floor, Brooklyn), cooking on Wednesdays at 11a, and transporting food, supplies, and clean up.

inourhearts(at)gmail.com.


***** HELP: NOW *****


Website Programming and Maintenance

The One On One Foundation assists underserved students and their families in NYC. We are searching for a volunteer with website programming and maintenance experience. The position is very flexible: work from home or work in our office, work for twenty hours a week or five hours a month. Our site is up and running, but we need an expert to keep it updated properly.

Please email a resume as an attachment to jennie(at)oneononefoundation.org with "web site maintenance" in the subject line. Please explain the type of time commitment you can give in your email.


***** HELP: NOW *****


Empower Young Women Of Color

Brooklynat is a program established to empower young women of color in NYC, which fosters engagement, activism and leadership. A female group instructor is needed for at least 2 hours a week at the Arab American Association located in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Responsibilities include: preparing group discussions, fundraising, plan trips and events with the group and recruit new members.

Must have an interest in activist type work and an interest in female empowerment and be a role model for the Brooklynat girls, teaching them how to be active in their community as well as how to express themselves and feel pride in who they are.

Email: reemmhassan(at)gmail.com, subject titled Brooklynat Group Instructor with a short description of yourself and why you are interested in the position.
brooklynat.weebly.com/


***** HELP: NOW *****


Keep Community Cinema Alive

The Maysles Institute exhibits independently curated films to inspire dialogue and action and advances community produced films through education programs. Our cinema and education programs engage multi-generational communities in creative self-expression, communicating ideas and advocating needs. We are committed to working with and representing residents of our Harlem neighborhood, documentary filmmakers and activists, community members and community-based organizations engaged in social, political and cultural change.

Several volunteer opportunities are available. Tasks include ticket takers, projectionists, popcorn poppers,videographers, and photographers. Volunteer hours vary from 3-5 hour shifts throughout our year of programming.

The Maysles Cinema and Institute
343 Lenox Avenue, at Malcolm X Boulevard, Manhattan
Rebekah Maysles
212 582 6050 ext 207
rebekah(at)mayslesinstitute.org


***** HELP: LONG ISLAND *****


Farm Help in East Islip

Organics Today Farm in East Islip, Long Island is seeking volunteers to plant seeds and seedlings, prepare soil and learn all aspects of growing organically.

169 Washington Street, East Islip, Long Island
631 650 4424
michamss(at)aol.com
organicstoday.net


***** HELP: NEW JERSEY *****


Emergency Response Drill

World Cares Center started in response to volunteer efforts during 9/11. 20 volunteers are needed to participate in an emergency management drill on Wednesday, February 2, 2011. In this role-play scenario, volunteers will assume various character roles and will be interviewed by Community Emergency Response Team (CERT) members. The goal of the drill is to give the CERT members an opportunity to practice spontaneous volunteer screening skills that they have previous learned through World Cares Center’s trainings, in order to safely and effectively respond in an emergency.

The training will be taking place in Middlesex, New Jersey and we ask that you arrive no later than 5:30pm; the event will last a total of 3 hours. The facility is about 1 hour by car and 1.5 hours by train from NYC. We will be providing transportation or reimbursing volunteers for cost of travel.

Email with Grassroots Readiness and Response Community Trainer in the subject line. In your message, include the contact information of at least one reference, a copy of your resume, and a one-paragraph description of your interest in volunteering at World Cares Center.

Julie Dumoulin, Outreach Coordinator
jdumoulin(at) worldcares.org
worldcares.org


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